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Stand ready for my arrival, Worm. You were given orders, you were given time. You were given more leeway than most, and yet I find this planet unprepared for the arrival of our Viltrum Empire. The Empire anticipated your resistance, which is why they sent me. I am Conquest, and I am your last chance to fulfill your duty.

[Mid-Fight]

The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spr… Read more

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

Poll

Did i make the right decision?

i had my edgenuity assignment open and it would lock my answers even if i wasn't done and my math teacher told me to not be on my computer so i listen and i worked on the notes with the class mid way through them he tells me to put my computer away and it's already almost dead so i tell him i'm working and i don't got to since my assignments open so he forces my computer shut and sends me to the office but i didn't go and finished my assignment so yeah now i'm in ISS (In School Suspension).

eh lifes midd rn hm maybe I should talk to my gf oh wait I forgot I found her cheating on me with my friends even after dating her for over 1 year then telling me she was lonely and he was there saying he had what I didn't and still being with him but begging me for forgiveness so who's ready to welcome another single buddy 🙂

Litmus test to detect nazis:

Do you think nazism should be made illegal?

We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.

If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more

Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more

Guys, it's not looking too well...

I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

It gets even worse...

Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more