Suggestion for Comment Search Feature

or add Explain Dinosaur

i second this

here is the link https://pocketfm.com/episode/6d1de3f83a91403681bf43e56182e035?campaign_name=

Reading? I love to read! What book are you reading?

I'll make sure I check that out!

that would be great

Infinite Mana in the Apocalypse

hiya

im reading a book called shadow slave

ok buddy nobody is looking at ts

why do you spam random low quality anime pics lmfao

its from a book called shadow slave

Ok great but

Nobody wants this in the middle of a comments section

Don't just spam pics for the hell of it

😭

okay king

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Hey mal

Hru

im goood hbu

i went to an AMAZING concert last night

Ooooo

Cool

mal my head still hurts from the bin 😭

Glad you enjoyed

The bin?

Im good too btw

its a long story

Ok

Lol

chekc my post rq 🙏

check*

very extremely cool

nooooooo omg

yippeeeeeeee

ya lolzz

Yaaaaaaay

woop woop

bro my throat is dead from last night lmao

What happened last night

Was it the concert?

Why

yeah lmao

the concert

i was SCREAMING

it was so good

Damn

bro did like 10 backflips too

and sang on a chandelier

and he forgot his tshirt gun so he had his friend carry him around the stage while he chucked tshirts at the audience

ive set up a blooket if yall wanna join its fine if not <3

Damn

it was awesome

Bet

what you been up to

Nothing

Unless homework counts

ewwwwww

Fr

homework sucks

School sucks

uk

Yo

yeah fr king

was ur first day of nine all gcses gces gces

"start preparing"

"youve got mock exams coming up"

No

ughhhh my stupid skl then

its all theyve gone on abt all day

Damn

like ive just started and i have an assembly about my preoptions exams and choosing my options and all that

My school brought up gcse's all the time but they talk about other stuff too thats important.

my skls just gotta hold up that stupid reputation

coz they used to have a bad reputation

and finally have a good one

and they tryna keep it by forcing us all to be perfect students

Damn

yuh

ohhhhh

ew.

Its a british thing

ohhhhh damn

silly leaf water drinkers

Grass tastes good dont judge.

Anyways gcse's suck

i bettt

im not judging i like tea

moooo

Grass water is a delicacy

moooooo

moooooooooo

moooooooooo

moooooooooo

🐮

🫄

its jake!!!!

Yes

lmaoooo

og blooket acc

bread tastes better than key

I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU

RUN IT BACK EL

COME ON

LEMME IN

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ok king

oop

lmao

Terrible idea

EXCELLENT IDEA

IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO FIND ALL THE FUNNY OLD STUFF THAT USED TO GO ON

Such as the MOON FUCK, Wilk & Wade's freakiness, Wade forcing me to act submissive for ss of the aforementioned freakiness, etc.

wow wje used to be so horny what the fuck

Like you

almost 2026, yet i still have NO idea wth a moon fuck is 💔🥀

Fr

You had to be there!

If you don't know what a moon fuck is, you were never meant to

maybe its 4 the best this feature doesnt exist

i feel like to people more sensitive this could almost be grounds for a grooming lawsuit

i hate how right you both are 😭

In reality I was going to use it to find some of the more important WJE historical landmark posts/comments in an effort to preserve what is an almost frighteningly extensive and rich accumulation of internet lore

hmm

remember the thing with rylee’s school

I hate that girl

you're gonna have to be so much more specific lmao

what DIDN'T happen at Rylee's school 😭

OHHH WAIT

IK WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

yesss the thing with

whats her name

I guess nothing ever really came out of that whole legal issue

started with a C or K I think?

oh really??

I know who you're talking about

i thought it was lauren

Maybe I'm thinking of another thing

yea idk a lot happened

But it was the girl who was like getting threatened by rylee or smth and went to the board about it

thats so pathetic

or maybe it was the girl she beat up

snitches 🤮

idk

supposedly there was an investigation into the website cause I remember warning matt about that

See this is why the comment lookup feature would be so useful

how did any of that petty ass drama get connected to this site

cause of the cyberbullying or whatever

i cant even imagine ppl at my school partaking in such shenanigans..

Also this is what SaH said when I sent her your last message

That sounds sarcastic 😭

awww what a sweetie pie

im so serious!

but wait jake

Yeah?

do i get my paragraph now?

Dammit

I don't wanna read this fuckass essay so sure

yayy

Let me go back down over a year's worth of relational trauma and repressed memories so you can have your "tea"

(jkjk idc lmao)

How far back DO you know?

to be on the safe side i’ll say everything up until i left

i stayed off for a long time

ok ok

aww poor baby

NEXT!

Wait damn that sounds too early

POSSIBLY a little bit of february but i dont know

Madi and I broke up in early october of 2024

I got kicked off the site 5 months prior

holy fuck

why

Parents & school

mmm okay okay

but anyway me and Madi were fine besides the fact that she was a horrible person our entire relationship

I dread even thinking about it

wait thats crazy in my mind october was only a couple months ago..

but yeah things started to fall apart in September of that year

IKR

SO WEIRD

ooh yes its okay we dont need to get into repressed trauma

I was beginning to realize how awful and manipulative she was

And how manipulative I was to MYSELF, forcing myself to like her and ignore ALL her red flags

im trying to remember did u guys ever end up meeting irl?

No she lied about that

where is she now?

Probably still in Carlsbad

Amy's the last person to have actually spoken to her

nono i mean how is she

like not in a caring way more in a grrrrrr what is this ho up to

Oh she claims to be a Christ-follower and someone who doesn't hold grudges yet contradicts that in everything she does

I'll have amy send me the ss so I can relay them to you

or just have her send them to you

oki dokiee

and so the relationship began to deterioriate around september after I started school again

And I got distant for a number of reasons, mainly because I was worried about her reaction and also cause I'm a pussy who doesn't like confrontation

And I still remember the moment I was like "holy shit I've had ENOUGH of this"

I had told her I was going to be busy at work for a while and probably wouldn't be on for the rest of the night

this was like eeearly October I think?

mhmm

So anyway I went to work and in the middle of my shift my coworker (funnily enough named Rylee) said my cousin was on the phone

oh no

oh yeah

where is this going

I went up to the LOBBY, had to answer the phone in front of EVERYONE

guess who it was

guess who emily

ummm let me think

donald trump?

yep you're right!

And then he gave me a million bucks

ooo share

wait but how did she hulk get ur cousins number

No clue, dude

Wish I knew

Madi was patched into the phone line via a fucking kmeet or smth, with Natalie using her phone to actually make the call

yk when people talk about abusive online relationships and im like yawn that is NOT abuse

BLAH BLAH BLAH WHERE WERE YOU I'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU ETC ETC

ALL THIS SHIT

now just a minute since when were you a humorous young man

Had to embarrassingly try to make up an explanation real quick

"uh yeah my cousing uh...was trying to call me or something...idk"

Ran back to my office room thing

and fucking went OFF

on that bitch

I have never been so angry

not even during any of the arguments I had on here

I was fucking popping off you should've seen me

you woulda been proud 😔

oh my goodness i believe it

But anyway

She backed down and apologized and I was like "yeah you fucking BETTER be sorry what the FUCK did you think you were doing"

no thats insanity

And so about a week or 2 after that I was like "I think it's best if we put things on hold for a while"

I was super nice about it despite the circumstances

And she accepted it just fine

AND THEN

CONTINUED TO BADGER ME

FOR WEEKS

"why did you name this playlist "S" who is she?"

BLAH BLAH BLAH

no way u gave her your ACTUAL instagram

It was from the groupchat

this was later on

Shortly after I started being friends with amy again cause I was now allowed to talk to other women

Shortly after the breakup*

bruh this is why u dont use your actual name online gianni

And so she kept monitoring all this stuff

no it was a whole convoluted thing

like

pre-existing

hmm okay continue

but Madi thought she was allowed to be mad at me for talking to other girls

AFTER we broke up

AND WHILE SHE WAS IMMEDIATELY HOPPING ON THE DICK OF SOME 20 YEAR OLD

AMONG SEVERAL OTHER MEN

ew wtf

THE HYPOCRISY

anyway she continued trying to start arguments with me in the groupchat with a bunch of other WJE members on insta

and during this time I befriended her friend Natalie/Chanel

who then literally saw me as a father after she broke up with her bf

it was the worst thing I'm not even joking she called me Dad

not in like a sexual way

literally like I was her dad

omg gross

and she confided in me enough to reveal that madi was basically super manipulative to HER

and we hatched a plan to whip that mf into shape

Since Madi's parents are hella strict she doesn't have like any of her own social account

s

she made natalie do it all for her

weird

so I had natalie go and delete all of Madi's socials (mostly so she would quit talking to pedos) and nat decided on her own accord to reveal all of this to madi's parents

So there was peace!!! Finally!

It was November now I believe

Things were much more chill

Until nat developed like this weird sexual thing for me where she would call me "bubba" and tell me all kinds of freaky shit I did NOT want to know

And then out of nowhere after weeks of it decided to stop and go back to being friends with madi

strangely asked ME to message her about it

And that was the last I heard from either of them

UNTIL

oh no x2

months later dun dun dunnnn...

I'll get to that in a sec though cause something else happened during that time

okay what else happened during that time

It was December 24th-26th (I think the latter) that Nat and Madi reconnected

just around christmas

how much worse can it get 🤦‍♀️

Shortly after that I ended up getting to know Nat's ex (the one from before)

And we were good pals cause we both love guitar

bruh

r u freaking kidding me

fast forward to like jan-feb-march (i don't even know, it all blended together)

he stopped talking to me out of nowhere

like his account wasn't even on insta anymore

weirdest thing but oh well

he blocked u

IM GETTING THERE

okay sorry

no spoilers

🤐

lol I'm not mad just for dramatic effect

continue

nothing happens for a month or two when suddenly I get a follow request from an account that looks just like his

OMG WAIT

CAN I GUESS

and I'm like "hey what happened? new acc?"

Knock yourself out, kid

it was MADI! or nataliE

Nope

but it pertains to that!

oh

okay ill just stfu then

whatever

fine

keep going

It was Leo (nat's ex) and he explained that he blocked me

omg no… not THAT leo

and asked about what I did with nat

And I explained to him everything

HE'S KINDA GAY NOW BUT I MEAN ALL HE DOES IS SEND ME FEMBOY REELS