Suggestion for Comment Search Feature

Suggestion for Matt: Add a feature where typing in a certain word/phrase in the search bar will show all the COMMENTS where it has been used.

That might get complicated due to the high volume of comments on the site, but even just having the search bring up posts with comments containing the word/phrase could be pretty useful.

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Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

explain dinosaur?

explain dinosaur

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

hru?

I am good! How are you?

Explain Dinosaur

I am good! How are you?

here is the link https://pocketfm.com/episode/6d1de3f83a91403681bf43e56182e035?campaign_name=

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

good just reading

Reading? I love to read! What book are you reading?

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

here is the link https://pocketfm.com/episode/6d1de3f83a91403681bf43e56182e035?campaign_name=

I'll make sure I check that out!

that would be great

why do you spam random low quality anime pics lmfao

Nobody wants this in the middle of a comments section

Don't just spam pics for the hell of it

😭

altSymphony

ok buddy nobody is looking at ts

okay king

erm 🤓☝️

erm

United Kingdom UK

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

omg hey king

im goood hbu

i went to an AMAZING concert last night

United Kingdom UK

Cool

very extremely cool

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

mal my head still hurts from the bin 😭

nooooooo omg

United Kingdom UK

Im good too btw

yippeeeeeeee

woop woop

bro my throat is dead from last night lmao

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yeah lmao

the concert

i was SCREAMING

it was so good

bro did like 10 backflips too

and sang on a chandelier

and he forgot his tshirt gun so he had his friend carry him around the stage while he chucked tshirts at the audience

ive set up a blooket if yall wanna join its fine if not <3

mal

and he forgot his tshirt gun so he had his friend carry him around the stage while he chucked tshirts at the audience

Damn

it was awesome

what you been up to

ewwwwww

homework sucks

United Kingdom UK

School sucks

yeah fr king

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

was ur first day of nine all gcses gces gces

No

like ive just started and i have an assembly about my preoptions exams and choosing my options and all that

My school brought up gcse's all the time but they talk about other stuff too thats important.

my skls just gotta hold up that stupid reputation

and they tryna keep it by forcing us all to be perfect students

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

was ur first day of nine all gcses gces gces

whats that

mal

whats that

Stands for General Certificate of Secondary Education

ohhhhh

ew.

United Kingdom UK

Stands for General Certificate of Secondary Education

Its a british thing

ohhhhh damn

silly leaf water drinkers

i bettt

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Grass tastes good dont judge.

im not judging i like tea

moooo

moooooo

moooooooooo

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its jake!!!!

lmaoooo

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Grass tastes good dont judge.

bread tastes better than key

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

ive set up a blooket if yall wanna join its fine if not <3

I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU

oop

ok king

lmao

IT WOULD BE SO EASY TO FIND ALL THE FUNNY OLD STUFF THAT USED TO GO ON

Such as the MOON FUCK, Wilk & Wade's freakiness, Wade forcing me to act submissive for ss of the aforementioned freakiness, etc.

wow wje used to be so horny what the fuck

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Such as the MOON FUCK, Wilk & Wade's freakiness, Wade forcing me to act submissive for ss of the aforementioned freakiness, etc.

almost 2026, yet i still have NO idea wth a moon fuck is 💔🥀

If you don't know what a moon fuck is, you were never meant to

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Such as the MOON FUCK, Wilk & Wade's freakiness, Wade forcing me to act submissive for ss of the aforementioned freakiness, etc.

maybe its 4 the best this feature doesnt exist

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Such as the MOON FUCK, Wilk & Wade's freakiness, Wade forcing me to act submissive for ss of the aforementioned freakiness, etc.

i feel like to people more sensitive this could almost be grounds for a grooming lawsuit

i hate how right you both are 😭

In reality I was going to use it to find some of the more important WJE historical landmark posts/comments in an effort to preserve what is an almost frighteningly extensive and rich accumulation of internet lore

remember the thing with rylee’s school

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remember the thing with rylee’s school

you're gonna have to be so much more specific lmao

what DIDN'T happen at Rylee's school 😭

I guess nothing ever really came out of that whole legal issue

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whats her name

started with a C or K I think?

Maybe I'm thinking of another thing

But it was the girl who was like getting threatened by rylee or smth and went to the board about it

or maybe it was the girl she beat up

supposedly there was an investigation into the website cause I remember warning matt about that

See this is why the comment lookup feature would be so useful

how did any of that petty ass drama get connected to this site

cause of the cyberbullying or whatever

i cant even imagine ppl at my school partaking in such shenanigans..

Also this is what SaH said when I sent her your last message

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i cant even imagine ppl at my school partaking in such shenanigans..

That sounds sarcastic 😭

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Also this is what SaH said when I sent her your last message

awww what a sweetie pie

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That sounds sarcastic 😭

im so serious!

do i get my paragraph now?

I don't wanna read this fuckass essay so sure

Let me go back down over a year's worth of relational trauma and repressed memories so you can have your "tea"

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Let me go back down over a year's worth of relational trauma and repressed memories so you can have your "tea"

that’s right sacrifice your well being for me

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that’s right sacrifice your well being for me

story of my life on this damn site smh

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How far back DO you know?

to be on the safe side i’ll say everything up until i left

i stayed off for a long time

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about when was that

maybe end of january 2024?

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story of my life on this damn site smh

aww poor baby

POSSIBLY a little bit of february but i dont know

Madi and I broke up in early october of 2024

I got kicked off the site 5 months prior

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I got kicked off the site 5 months prior

why

but anyway me and Madi were fine besides the fact that she was a horrible person our entire relationship

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Madi and I broke up in early october of 2024

wait thats crazy in my mind october was only a couple months ago..

but yeah things started to fall apart in September of that year

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wait thats crazy in my mind october was only a couple months ago..

IKR

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I dread even thinking about it

ooh yes its okay we dont need to get into repressed trauma

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but yeah things started to fall apart in September of that year

I was beginning to realize how awful and manipulative she was

And how manipulative I was to MYSELF, forcing myself to like her and ignore ALL her red flags

im trying to remember did u guys ever end up meeting irl?

and made me put bite marks on myself to enhance her story

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and made me put bite marks on myself to enhance her story

ew 😭

Amy's the last person to have actually spoken to her

like not in a caring way more in a grrrrrr what is this ho up to

Oh she claims to be a Christ-follower and someone who doesn't hold grudges yet contradicts that in everything she does

I'll have amy send me the ss so I can relay them to you

or just have her send them to you

and so the relationship began to deterioriate around september after I started school again

And realized that most women were in fact NOT that awful

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And realized that most women were in fact NOT that awful

lightbulb moment

And I got distant for a number of reasons, mainly because I was worried about her reaction and also cause I'm a pussy who doesn't like confrontation

And I still remember the moment I was like "holy shit I've had ENOUGH of this"

I had told her I was going to be busy at work for a while and probably wouldn't be on for the rest of the night

this was like eeearly October I think?

So anyway I went to work and in the middle of my shift my coworker (funnily enough named Rylee) said my cousin was on the phone

I went up to the LOBBY, had to answer the phone in front of EVERYONE

And then he gave me a million bucks

wait but how did she hulk get ur cousins number

Madi was patched into the phone line via a fucking kmeet or smth, with Natalie using her phone to actually make the call

yk when people talk about abusive online relationships and im like yawn that is NOT abuse

and they start BABBLING AND SCREAMING

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and they start BABBLING AND SCREAMING

wait ur kinda funny

BLAH BLAH BLAH WHERE WERE YOU I'VE BEEN TEXTING YOU ETC ETC

now just a minute since when were you a humorous young man

AND I JUST SAID "Sorry gotta go haha" and hung up the phone

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AND I JUST SAID "Sorry gotta go haha" and hung up the phone

WAIT ACTUALLY HILARIOUS

Had to embarrassingly try to make up an explanation real quick

"uh yeah my cousing uh...was trying to call me or something...idk"

not even during any of the arguments I had on here

I was fucking popping off you should've seen me

oh my goodness i believe it

She backed down and apologized and I was like "yeah you fucking BETTER be sorry what the FUCK did you think you were doing"

And so about a week or 2 after that I was like "I think it's best if we put things on hold for a while"

I was super nice about it despite the circumstances

STALKING MY SPOTIFY, STALKING MY INSTAGRAM

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STALKING MY SPOTIFY, STALKING MY INSTAGRAM

not the spotify

"why did you name this playlist "S" who is she?"

no way u gave her your ACTUAL instagram

Shortly after I started being friends with amy again cause I was now allowed to talk to other women

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this was later on

bruh this is why u dont use your actual name online gianni

And so she kept monitoring all this stuff

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bruh this is why u dont use your actual name online gianni

no it was a whole convoluted thing

but Madi thought she was allowed to be mad at me for talking to other girls

AND WHILE SHE WAS IMMEDIATELY HOPPING ON THE DICK OF SOME 20 YEAR OLD

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AND WHILE SHE WAS IMMEDIATELY HOPPING ON THE DICK OF SOME 20 YEAR OLD

ew wtf

anyway she continued trying to start arguments with me in the groupchat with a bunch of other WJE members on insta

and during this time I befriended her friend Natalie/Chanel

who then literally saw me as a father after she broke up with her bf

it was the worst thing I'm not even joking she called me Dad

and she confided in me enough to reveal that madi was basically super manipulative to HER

and we hatched a plan to whip that mf into shape

Since Madi's parents are hella strict she doesn't have like any of her own social account

she made natalie do it all for her

so I had natalie go and delete all of Madi's socials (mostly so she would quit talking to pedos) and nat decided on her own accord to reveal all of this to madi's parents

Until nat developed like this weird sexual thing for me where she would call me "bubba" and tell me all kinds of freaky shit I did NOT want to know

And then out of nowhere after weeks of it decided to stop and go back to being friends with madi

strangely asked ME to message her about it

And that was the last I heard from either of them

I'll get to that in a sec though cause something else happened during that time

okay what else happened during that time

It was December 24th-26th (I think the latter) that Nat and Madi reconnected

how much worse can it get 🤦‍♀️

Shortly after that I ended up getting to know Nat's ex (the one from before)

And we were good pals cause we both love guitar

fast forward to like jan-feb-march (i don't even know, it all blended together)

he stopped talking to me out of nowhere

like his account wasn't even on insta anymore

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like his account wasn't even on insta anymore

he blocked u

lol I'm not mad just for dramatic effect

nothing happens for a month or two when suddenly I get a follow request from an account that looks just like his

and I'm like "hey what happened? new acc?"

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CAN I GUESS

Knock yourself out, kid

It was Leo (nat's ex) and he explained that he blocked me

and asked about what I did with nat

And I explained to him everything

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omg no… not THAT leo

NO HE IS A VERY NICE AND GOOD GUY

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NO HE IS A VERY NICE AND GOOD GUY

the one who was on this site…?

HE'S KINDA GAY NOW BUT I MEAN ALL HE DOES IS SEND ME FEMBOY REELS

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the one who was on this site…?

No that leo was fake

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HE'S KINDA GAY NOW BUT I MEAN ALL HE DOES IS SEND ME FEMBOY REELS

help

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get with the times smh smh

ugh im trying

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And I explained to him everything

then what

WHOLE nother story but Leo and Ethan Li (ingenious) were literally just fake people created by opal

why is opal not banned yet

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then what

he was like yeah I figured

her mommy needs to take away all the technology in their house

"I blocked you cause nat told me all this" blah blah blah

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"I blocked you cause nat told me all this" blah blah blah

help real

actually that's all I can remember

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THAT I WAS A NECROPHILE

what is that

wait chat i liked natalie tho 😕

and she also told madi stuff that apparently framed me as "operating only out of lust" (madi's INSANELY HYPOCRITICAL words but that came later which I'll get to)\

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wait chat i liked natalie tho 😕

EVERYONE DID

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and she also told madi stuff that apparently framed me as "operating only out of lust" (madi's INSANELY HYPOCRITICAL words but that came later which I'll get to)\

omg not the tiktok buzzwords

Turns out Natalie was behind the scenes pulling the strings the WHOLE TIME.

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Turns out Natalie was behind the scenes pulling the strings the WHOLE TIME.

wdym by that

All the stuff about her ex, her virginity, her abuse, her eating disorder, etc.

and most of it has been directly disproven

And leo and I still don't understand what her motive was

because yeah she had some rough stuff happen

But it's obviously not just for attention

yk the stereotype of the chronically online, strict parents, loves to drink and vape, maybe two irl friends, pink skunk highlights, septum piercing, class of 09 lover, hello kitty, kind of dirty, family issues, hates men but lets them fuck for money, loner, suicidal, The Neighborhood, raised by YouTube, edtwt, tumblr/pinterest, self diagnosed depression and adhd, self proclaimed femcel

The things she's done have been strategic, planned out, and outright contradictory to several of the other things she does

i feel like its bad when you talk to more people online then irl

Leo had been having correspondences with Nat

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She's a psychological oddity

idk MY assumption is that shes very insecure and her idea of “normal” is completely fucked

One of which she angered him so much that he busted his knuckles open and punched a hole in his amp

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idk MY assumption is that shes very insecure and her idea of “normal” is completely fucked

It's so much more complex than just that

If it was insecurity some of it would make sense

but the switch ups, the contradictions

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It's so much more complex than just that

well yes thats what i mean by her sense of normal is totally wack so she continues to justify her behaviors

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The completely unnecessary lies?

thats from insecurity

I don't think it's justification though

people lie cause they don’t like their actual selves

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thats from insecurity

why would she make up complex stories about being abused for insecurity purposes

or make up stories about me and leo?

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why would she make up complex stories about being abused for insecurity purposes

for sympathy points

altSymphony

or make up stories about me and leo?

to villainize you

She told ME that she was fucking LEO's friend who lives ACROSS THE US FROM THEM

that has nothing to do with either of us!

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She told ME that she was fucking LEO's friend who lives ACROSS THE US FROM THEM

for attention

It's just so bizarre, none of it fits together with the other pieces

but anyway, she was a total nutcase

im sure you do know her a lot better that i do so take my opinions with a grain of salt

and later on I talked to Addi/kai/whatever

but im SURE its insecurity problems

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and later on I talked to Addi/kai/whatever

okay woah new people?

She sent me the ss of her talking to Madi, and Madi was clearly completely oblivious to what Nat was doing to her

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She sent me the ss of her talking to Madi, and Madi was clearly completely oblivious to what Nat was doing to her

what was natalie doing to her

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but im SURE its insecurity problems

Also random but she consistently lied about not eating when in reality she's been getting fat as fuck

Leo can confirm since he literally goes to school with her

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what was natalie doing to her

Manipulating her

Into believing things about me, leo, herself

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Also random but she consistently lied about not eating when in reality she's been getting fat as fuck

hahaha thatskinda silly

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Into believing things about me, leo, herself

so basically lying

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so basically lying

essentially yeah

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May of this year, maybe?

oh wow okay

but she FABRICATES it, she doesn't just lie

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but she FABRICATES it, she doesn't just lie

so COMPLEX lies

Amy's had a series of borderline breakdowns where she really wants madi to die for some reason

and so she proceeded to have one of those in madi's wje crew DMs once

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and so she proceeded to have one of those in madi's wje crew DMs once

well period amy

And Madi, who for some reason still uses the site

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And Madi, who for some reason still uses the site

is that why u had to make a whole new version

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is that why u had to make a whole new version

No this was on the 2nd iteration of our messaging clients

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A super conedescending apology

*condescending

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No this was on the 2nd iteration of our messaging clients

idk what that means

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thank you

your welcome

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idk what that means

UwU crew-->wje crew-->WJE Lounge-->WJE Lounge 2

Madi's thing was on wje CREW I believe

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MY welcome

yes its yours

Madi condescendingly apologized and then BROUGHT ME UP

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UwU crew-->wje crew-->WJE Lounge-->WJE Lounge 2

okay

"if this is about Gianni don't even bother I don't want nothing to do with his white ass lmao"

lowkey we would talk so much shit

COMING FROM THE FAKE FUCKING LATINA

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lowkey we would talk so much shit

comepletely awful

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COMING FROM THE FAKE FUCKING LATINA

I WAS JUST GONNA SAY

And they proceeded to have a talk

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“ski” ⛷️

"ma" 👵

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"ma" 👵

“mad” 😡

u shojld probs delete that comment tho

cause doxxing 💁‍♀️

It's ok it exists on here a million other times

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IF MATT IMPLEMENTED MY IDEA

does matt actually read our stuff??

I'll have to ask Amy about the messages cause I lowkey forgot what all madi said in them

But she can't even follow her own claims of character

so when was the last time u were in contact with madi or natalie

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so when was the last time u were in contact with madi or natalie

With Madi? uhhhh

I don't think I've talked to nat since December

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I don't think I've talked to nat since December

does leo still talk to her?

I think I wrote to madi on instagram once but it was a really weird thing and I was lowkey being edgy about it

and she was like "damn since when did you get so depressed lmao"

I was basically insulting her though so it's fair

why did u keep reaching out lmao

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does leo still talk to her?

She's blocked him on social media

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why did u keep reaching out lmao

Same reason Amy did

And sick of hearing of her ignorance

why isnt she still on this site?

There was some part of me that still wanted to get it through her skull that she actually sucks and can't keep pretending to be better than everyone

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why isnt she still on this site?

Cause she "moved on"

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Cause she "moved on"

ohhh

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YET STILL USES WJE CREW

link?

She probably isn't here because everyone knows how she really is

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link?

lemme grab it one sec

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She probably isn't here because everyone knows how she really is

After AMY exposed her, WJE turned on her

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YET STILL USES WJE CREW

tbf its probably cause its her form of texting if her parents do let her do shit

The people here used to revere her, and I bet she loved that

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tbf its probably cause its her form of texting if her parents do let her do shit

eh true

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lemme grab it one sec

kk

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The people here used to revere her, and I bet she loved that

But once she was revealed to be a piece of shit she vanished

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Hurt her ego ig

^^

https://wje-crew.mn.co/share/D_NJaoCNDg_lzd3J?utm_source=manual

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/share/vomDi-Q2A-zA4TWJ?utm_source=manual

And I don't have invite permissions on the old lounge

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this is wje crew

so she still uses this?

Whichever has a profile of her with a bio that says "JJ <3" or smth like that

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Whichever has a profile of her with a bio that says "JJ <3" or smth like that

JJ is such a terrible nickname

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gaygay

literally

wait that is so insane jake

you can call me by my real name lmao

atp call me gigi it's just as humiliating 😭

omg thats cute i didnt even think of that

LMAO REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE WERE ALL ON A CALL AND WENT OFF ON CHEXY'S WEIRD FUCKING BOYFRIEND

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I forget his name

zane sounds right

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DUDE HAVE YOU SEEN HER BF NOW?

nopee

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LEMME FIND THE PIC

oki dokiee

gonna take some searching but it'll be worth it trust

wait if u have the mental capacity rn

what about dagger and wade and everyone i actually liked

lmao I found wade's face reveal on my phone

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“god” and wilkinson

(didnt like them to clarify)

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“god” and wilkinson

God came back, while wade was still here

wilk's parents found out and she left

dagger got permabanned cause he went insane

actually matt straight up deleted his acc

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dagger got permabanned cause he went insane

ik ur all on his dick n stuff but hes such a fucking bitch ass lame ass loser

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ik ur all on his dick n stuff but hes such a fucking bitch ass lame ass loser

IM NOT

I was the one who got him demoted

which led to him revolting against matt

hes not cool omg i feel like wade genuinely saw him as a role model like NOOO u do not want to grow up to be that way

clutching my pearls type shit

kind of insane dont u think

i feel like this is such a stereotypical small internet forum community

but we genuinely used to talk sooo much

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somewhat..

yea dont get too carried away bud

alrighty tighty lefty loosey

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prepare yourself

yesyes

like you remember what chexy looks like right?

yeah so imagine that but glowed up even further

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OMG HES A PREDATOR

yeah no he's like 22

well maybe he has a really nice personality

I've heard he's very sweet and genuine

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I've heard he's very sweet and genuine

yea genuinely a creep

As long as she's happy though 😭

I feel bad cause she can be pretty emotionally susceptible

i feel bad i wish that chex lived in america

i think she’s a real sweetheart who’s definitely gonna go far in life

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i feel bad i wish that chex lived in america

(she doesnt right)

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i think she’s a real sweetheart who’s definitely gonna go far in life

I really hope so

her english is amazing and she has such good manners

And she was always such a goofball lmao

so i think shes gonna be okay

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And she was always such a goofball lmao

yaaa

she had a lot of self-hatred though iirc

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she had a lot of self-hatred though iirc

yea but that happens sometimes

like one of the reasons she stuck on WJE was because I managed to talk her down from committing on her birthday

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yea but that happens sometimes

no like it was dangerously bad

i think shes smart and she’ll figure it out

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like one of the reasons she stuck on WJE was because I managed to talk her down from committing on her birthday

aw poor girl

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i think shes smart and she’ll figure it out

Yep yep

how did any of us end up here omg

which is to say, most of the iconic users

a lot were from the texan group at ethan & rylee's school

ugh idk thats so crazy to me tho

I used to browse the site with my friend and joined the community after it was created

and then there's lots of stragglers

not to be corny but seriously these are all real people with actual lives

this is such a strange microcosm of internet activity

literally a hair in the internet's greasy asscrack

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it's so weird

yea jake so weird that you’re sitting in your room with your laptop typing about the internets greasy asscrack

im now a full time college student

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and why do we keep coming back

idk i came back to see cause amy texted me and i wanted to see what everyone was up to

I suppose I'm just fascinated by the whole idea of it all

wait that doesnt look right..

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idk i came back to see cause amy texted me and i wanted to see what everyone was up to

seems right

and practically nobody was here

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on a niche jokes website

yeah but its okay we all have our moments

Part of me wants to believe there's STILL hope for the site to be as nice as it was in mid 2022

just imagine me patting u on the back

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Part of me wants to believe there's STILL hope for the site to be as nice as it was in mid 2022

that was before my time fuck off

I strived to achieve that the entire time I was here

And things got worse, or just didn't get better

i always forget that you’re so old

It's peaceful, sure, but it's not necessarily as blissful as back then

u would have been like eighth grade in 2022

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i always forget that you’re so old

I know I'm a fucking unc bro

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u would have been like eighth grade in 2022

I was starting 10th

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I was starting 10th

oh

math is also hard sometimes

Can't believe you LIED about your age on here

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Can't believe you LIED about your age on here

😱😱

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Such a madi move

uh huh

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such a delightful discourse

very coherent and introspective

yea idk a word fancier than that but yes

for MOST of the shit that happened here

Maybe I keep coming back because I want to fix it

But that was always the problem, wasn't it?

jake be real with me how much did that actually affect u (and i mean the fighting and arguing and constant drama)

It affected me a lot because I made it my livelihood

it kind of was not that deep and i thought everyone shared that opinion 😭

I was one of the retards who wanted it to be deep

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It affected me a lot because I made it my livelihood

no yea for sure i mean u were here for quite a while…

In that sense I was the same as dagger

I wanted to solve EVERYONE's problems

hiiii

that's why I stayed after coming back the second time

mal

hiiii

hiiiii im having a philosophy moment

funnnn

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altSymphony

that's why I stayed after coming back the second time

it's why I tried so hard to be the best mod

mal

hiiii

MAL MAL MALLLLARD DUCKYY

HEY TWIN

wait whats the discussion

but me and flappy were talking

i think some people need to get a life

I devoted every waking second of my life to trying to improve things here and they just gradually got worse

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i think some people need to get a life

I wish I had done that lmfao

who wants to fill me in my loves

altSymphony

I devoted every waking second of my life to trying to improve things here and they just gradually got worse

and I tried to juggle that on top of an abusive relationship

altSymphony

I wanted to solve EVERYONE's problems

yea and that was the issue because i mean this in the absolute kindest way possible but u didnt have your shit together either

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yea and that was the issue because i mean this in the absolute kindest way possible but u didnt have your shit together either

No yeah that's what I'm sayin

mal

who wants to fill me in my loves

were talking about the history of the site and the aftermath

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were talking about the history of the site and the aftermath

ohh okok ty bbg

And prove that I was idk like deserving of all the recognition I got as a mod

I think I got wade and dagger demoted for selfish reasons

I shoved myself in every problem, every disagreement

Even ones that didn't need fixing

altSymphony

I WANTED TO BE THE BEST

yea i dont think you had malicious intentions at all but little seventh grade me assume that you also THOUGHT you were the best

I kept ethan and rylee together for SO LONG because I wanted to prove I could

altSymphony

I WANTED TO BE THE BEST

youre the best now tho :D

mal

youre the best now tho :D

I have work to do still lmao

I need to stop trying to manage this website

altSymphony

I have work to do still lmao

youre doin great tho

damn thanks emily I didn't know this would be such an introspective conversation with me

mal

youre doin great tho

gracias Meine Liebe

altSymphony

gracias Meine Liebe

oooo german

:)

altSymphony

damn thanks emily I didn't know this would be such an introspective conversation with me

for sure for sure u seem like you’ve stayed genuinely yourself but still learned and grown a lot!

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for sure for sure u seem like you’ve stayed genuinely yourself but still learned and grown a lot!

period

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for sure for sure u seem like you’ve stayed genuinely yourself but still learned and grown a lot!

I think I grew more in this conversation than I did in the past 3 years of supressing everything lmao

damn i didnt know my lil twin was a therapist

altSymphony

Let me go back down over a year's worth of relational trauma and repressed memories so you can have your "tea"

this was a good idea!

What a nice retrospective analysis of WJE history and it's devastating effects on my mental health and overall life

mal

damn i didnt know my lil twin was a therapist

ugh its just your beautiful mind’s aura rubbing off on me

altSymphony

What a nice retrospective analysis of WJE history and it's devastating effects on my mental health and overall life

I MEAN THAT WITH SINCERITY

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ugh its just your beautiful mind’s aura rubbing off on me

ahh stop it love youu

altSymphony

What a nice retrospective analysis of WJE history and it's devastating effects on my mental health and overall life

im really happy that you’re more thoughtful and nuanced now. knowing when and how to take accountability is very important

mal

ahh stop it love youu

love u more

OUR BIRTHDAYS ALMOST HEREEEE

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love u more

no sireee

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OUR BIRTHDAYS ALMOST HEREEEE

OMG IKIK WERE SO OLD

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im really happy that you’re more thoughtful and nuanced now. knowing when and how to take accountability is very important

this is why I've always respected you lmao

mal

OMG IKIK WERE SO OLD

STOP IKKKKK!!!!

WERE GROWING UP 🥲

mal

OMG IKIK WERE SO OLD

*laughs in adulthood*

mal

WERE GROWING UP 🥲

ITS NOT FREAKING FUNNY

altSymphony

this is why I've always respected you lmao

my twin is very respectable

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STRESSING ME OUT BADD

GIRL IMMA BE AN ADULT IN A YEAR

A YEAR.

I DONT WANT RESPONSIBILITY

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING 15

CUS STOP I TOLD JAKE THIS BUT THE OTHER DAY I WATCHED SUM AND I SAW SOMETHING ABT SUM HAPPENING 14 YEARS AGO

I was 15 when I joined this site holy shit

N I WAS IMMEDIATELY LIKE "oh thats only a year younger than me"

AND THEN IT HIT ME LIKE A FUCKIN TON OF BRICKS LIKE NO

IM NOT 15

altSymphony

technically I was 13/14

damnnn

mal

CUS STOP I TOLD JAKE THIS BUT THE OTHER DAY I WATCHED SUM AND I SAW SOMETHING ABT SUM HAPPENING 14 YEARS AGO

im as old as the iphone

altSymphony

im as old as the iphone

thats so funny lmao

mal

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING 15

I REMEBER YOUR BIRTHDAY POST ON BORED PANDA

Well I should probably get to reading that fuckass essay

U TALKED ABOUT HOW YOUR FRIENDS PUT TOGETHER A LIL BIRTHDAY SLIDE DECK TO “fifteen”

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I REMEBER YOUR BIRTHDAY POST ON BORED PANDA

OMGGGGGGG STOP IT

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U TALKED ABOUT HOW YOUR FRIENDS PUT TOGETHER A LIL BIRTHDAY SLIDE DECK TO “fifteen”

YESS WAIT THAT WAS SO CUTE

AND I THOUGHT THATVWAS SO FREAKING CUTESY

MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST

THEY THREW ME A SURPRISE 16 PARTY

altSymphony

thanks again emily 👍

yup

mal

THEY THREW ME A SURPRISE 16 PARTY

AWWWWW STOP THEY SOUND LOVELY

THEYRE THE BEST

I LOVE THEM

I LOVE YOU TOO DWDWDW

WERE TWINS SO ITS OK

uhhh

i totally forget

not to be weird but i actually liked the articles

i think i j came across it one day

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not to be weird but i actually liked the articles

stop me too

i still read some of them cus theyre entertaining

mal

stop me too

“56 images of real life dystopia”

lmaooooo

mal

i still read some of them cus theyre entertaining

i would but the pop up ads kill me

no bp articles are such a guilty pleasure of mine lmao

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i would but the pop up ads kill me

i have an ad blocker lmao

mal

i have an ad blocker lmao

oooo smart

yessireeeee

is any of the old community there?

uhhhhhhh idk

i havent checked that stuff

i kinda forgot abt all of them ngl

mal

i kinda forgot abt all of them ngl

lowk real but i DO remember the beef

omfg i HATED her

i liked her until she got hella involved with literal teenage girls

and then it got weird and she turned into an ass

mal

i liked her until she got hella involved with literal teenage girls

REALEST REAL

like her obsession with may and amy was weird

mal

and then it got weird and she turned into an ass

and she never apologized

mal

like her obsession with may and amy was weird

i think she was truly concerned about them

but thats kinda weird no?

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and she never apologized

bro she literally went off on me and made a comment abt someone in my fam who DIED and never apologized

all because someone got mad at me for no damn reason

mal

bro she literally went off on me and made a comment abt someone in my fam who DIED and never apologized

r u deadass

yes.

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im sorry mal

that sounds really hard to go through

what grown ass woman says that to a literal 12 year old

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that sounds really hard to go through

its ok honestly i was like 7

n im doing good now and thats what matters

but back when she said that i was NOT doing good

mal

its ok honestly i was like 7

yes i am always here for u

and that rlly fucked w my head

mal

n im doing good now and thats what matters

yes!

nd i have not forgiven her for that cus aint no way a grown woman said that

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yes i am always here for u

ahh tyyy ily

mal

what grown ass woman says that to a literal 12 year old

its giving mentally ill

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its giving mentally ill

no literally cus wtf

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ilym

no sirrrrrr

mal

no literally cus wtf

i love when we bitch about people we havent heard from in years

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its so fun

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frfrfrfr

n stop cus before that incident she would suck up to me cus her daughter is also named madison

mal

n stop cus before that incident she would suck up to me cus her daughter is also named madison

…do u think she’s still on speaking terms with her kids

n then she pulls that comment from her ass when the day before she was sympathizing w me and tryna make sure shes ok n wtv

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…do u think she’s still on speaking terms with her kids

fucking doubt it

mal

n then she pulls that comment from her ass when the day before she was sympathizing w me and tryna make sure shes ok n wtv

*im ok not shes

im tired lmao i havent slept good in a minute

mal

fucking doubt it

maybe thats why she was too obnoxiously IN the business of every other child on bp

bro seriously

mal

*im ok not shes

so fake

cus its one thing to be like "oh amy may im here for you guys if you need to talk"

but to be as involved as she was

that was hella weird

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for what

bro n i didnt even no anything wrong either

mal

that was hella weird

ACTUALLY LIKE NO WONDER MY MOM TELLS ME NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS

SHE COULDVE BEEN A MIDDLE AGED MAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

bro i avoided all the adults on bp

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SHE COULDVE BEEN A MIDDLE AGED MAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

FRFRFR

mal

bro i avoided all the adults on bp

cus why are you talking to teenagers on a random article website

mal

bro n i didnt even no anything wrong either

you ACTUALLY didnt tho i remember u were so nice about everything u just minorly disagreed with some of what was said

mal

cus why are you talking to teenagers on a random article website

no literally like get a freaking life

ahuh n everyone respected me cus i would always maintain my opinions but i was nice abt it

cus i remember it was common knowledge that i dont support lgbtq cus of my religion but if you arent like annoying abt it then idc who you are or who you love

just dont tell me all abt it

and it was a mutual understanding

so i prolly disagreed w something someone said and they took it personal and then fuckin val attacked me

mal

ahuh n everyone respected me cus i would always maintain my opinions but i was nice abt it

no ilysm i feel like YOU’VE always been truly yourself no matter what and people grow and change for sure (just a part of life) but you’ve maintained your values because your so beautiful and smart and mature already

and i respect that so much

omg tysmmm imma cry thats so sweet

ilysm

youre the best twin everrrr

ohhh speaking of do you have any plans for your bday

yesss im having a dinner with my family then a party and sleepover with my friends and some other ppl !!

omg funnnnn

i dont have any plans for on my acc birthday yet but i have my party all planned out

its gonna be a disco theme cus the song dancing queen mentions being 17

mal

its gonna be a disco theme cus the song dancing queen mentions being 17

AHHHHHH I LOVE THAT SO MUCHHH

so tons of glitter cus i fucking love glitter

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this is the vision

songs that say your age is really what life is about

no frfrfr its so fun

OKAY PERIODDDD LOVE THE FOOD IDEAS

im so excited

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cake is so cute

yours and the pinterest one 😛

damn straight 🤭

hehehhee well freak bro were both about to be a year older

yes and scared

mal

yes and scared

sos soso real

cus thatll mean im 1 year from being 18 and thats daunting

wbuuu

mal

cus thatll mean im 1 year from being 18 and thats daunting

i understand the feeling but you really are a grown and smart and creative and open minded person so i know you’ll figure it all out eventually even if its hard to imagine that

tyyy

mal

wbuuu

yea ig cause ill be able to get my permit