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holy crap. my local yom haatzmaut celebration yesterday was fucking crazy. Literally thousands showed up. And a few dozen pro-Palestinian idiots showed up. But they got bamboozled by a bunch of people who were also waving Israeli and American flags. My dad played an Israeli rap song while we were going by. They looked so pissed. Am Yisrael Chai! It feels great to be a jew.
Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more
I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more
at longhorn rn for my dad's bday
dipshit my dad made me get off
Guys Can I have some advice? I'm having some issues with my dad atm : - my step-mum screamed at me and my brother calling us liars and that we were bitching about them but, we never were - my dad is denying it happened even tho he was there. He's only doing it coz my step-mum is his wife - i get underfed when I visit him There are loads more that I don't remember I can't speak to my mum abt it tho coz she'll tell me to message my dad which is the last thing I want to do or that she'll message my dad which is another one of the last things I want to do
I goddamn dad poured milk on me now I can’t get my fucking hair un tangled he will fucking pay he’s a no life fucking bitch
Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more
my dads being a dick today
TOAST IM SORRY I LEFT MY DADS GF CAME HOME ILL TALK TO U TMWR
me waking up at 4:37 am thinking i can get one more hour of sleep than waking up again at 5:34 am dragging myself outtta bed thinking I should pretned to be sick but I don't cause that's stupid than my dad tells me to go back to bed cause we have a snow day nd he didn't bombard me w/ chores>>>>>>>>>>>>
rOMAN IN MY ROOM THERES AN ORANGE ZIP UPH OODIE BRING IT OT DADS
are you my dad's belt? Cuz you hit different.🫦🫦
not the song my uncle played for my dad playing in class rn
GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more
Psycho Dad Destroys Xbox Series S - McJuggerNuggets
If you are religious, what is considered bad in your religion but u still do it anyway?
For me I am Hindu, where you apparently can't eat beef bcuz cows are considered sacred, but I eat it anyway It didn't say anywhere that I can't eat pork so I do in rare occasions, but it's not my preferred type of meat
NOTE: My MUM (the strictest when it comes to what meat we* should consume and where) actually allows us to eat beef and pork but OUTSIDE THE HOUSE SHE AINT COOKING IT ANYTIME SOON EVEN THO SHE ATE A BEEF CHAPLI KEBAB AND LIKED IT *Me and my dad
Well my dad is still gone so yay
Bruh my dad and brother got in a fight and we're hitting each other and my dad straight up left
I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more