Snow Day Surprise

<3

Hiiiii

Do you rember me?

its chxl

umm sort of

oh

do u rember jas?

ur the cool one out of everyone, thats right

Yeah im friends with Jasmin

i havent seen her in ages

heh

i was jasmins bsf

the one that was always round ha

nd i dont think she'll be back..

oh

damn

how old r u?

13

im 14

😁

yay

hey guys

Leooo hihiih

hiii

hru?

i just got home

sup

hey emo rice

hey

where where u b4?

hru

i was at school, from 9 to 11 pm i have a study session

oh. ok

yeah

r yall at school

leo can u but me a hello kitty sweartshirt

no

nah

i gotn a now day

omg fun its not snowing where i am :( it is 11 degrees night now though

angell

AMMYYYYYY

Hru?

omg gday mate!

sup man

HI AMYY

hru

there are so many aussies on here

hi

hi

heyyy

hi, amy

thx

okay

dead chat...

yup

lol

sorry i was texting gus im good hbbuU?

yeah

s’ok

fair

this

thanks angel :)

ofc <33

it’s totally okay

yup

AMY

OMG

huswhwsu

OMFG

🥳

Fun-

LMFAOOO

i wanna start a channel but idk what to create :D

696

lmao

angel how many subs

i have

124

nd idk how i got em

omg thats so cool

most of it comes from shorts nd song covers

if i had a channel what would i post yall give me ideas

uhm

idk.

damn wade has more than me

vlog?

that dude can suck a dick

you make better videos

no

his videos r really good

www.youtube.com/shorts/iDQJNcfP3ig

he got harley quinn

hi

Sry to interrupt but im gonna go. thx for the chat girly girls, ik cringe 🤣

oh-

ok

Ttyl

i could do like vlogs or smth but im shy >_<

do it

ttyl

do it

do it.

do it

do it.

do it

bye

do it.

do it

...

do it.

do it

did u lag angel

no

bye emo rice

cya

i put a . on every other one so I could send

maybe ill do it...

do what?

i have an abundance for skincare for some reason so maybe thats an idea

yeah pple watch that

lolllllll

idek a girl at my schools channel is pretty sucsessful but idk if im allowed to say it here

i dont want yall to stalk me ;-;

to bad

\

{"___

:3

:DDDD

i listing to my cover of sorry

its actually

really good

thats cool i wish i was good at singing

i suck at singing tbh

i wish i was better

nd more confadent

im a band kid

oooo fun my friends in a band

im in the szchol band-

ohhh ok i play cello in school band

i play flut

flute

my parents made me play piano but i decided i liked cello better and they gave up-

W

Morning

OMG

MY SINGG ON FROM THE START

hi guys

Hi

you’re not a genius

hi

I am. I created gravity

Morning

well than fuck you.

doubt

I can turn it off

but I thought newton did that

nope

No I did, whatever you were taught in school is wrong

DO IT

NOW

I can turn it off half way, to where heavy things would stay on the ground and small things, like human babies would float into the abyss

hey guyssss

hi again

Hello

hi

gravity does not even exist. general relativity states that you can not tell the difference between free fall and not being in a gravitational field

i gtg now but im gonna come back later, i have to do my last hour of studying.

BYE LEOO TTYL

bro, your talking like aristotle

cya

I did, it takes approximately 7 hours for it to work

Shy Dragon is GAY

oh, hi opal

Who is Opal?

uh huh

You apparently

I am not named after a genstone

KYS

you’re an abyss

Harsh, now I’ll turn it back on

KYS

bro, newtonian physics is dead

So I am a deep or seemingly bottomless chasm?

I created gravity, I can prove it

welcome to a universe full of relativity

give me the derivitave equations then

and the proof

and the TOE

and the GUT

R: F = G(m1m2)/R2

that is newtonian physics

stop copying off wikipedia

This is a common knowledge

are you a physics major?

Yes

as in actually>

Yes

cool

Are you?

not yet

You are Gay

hi opal

I thought ShyDragon was gay

she is

what are you studying

cosmology, astrophysics or what

She’s gay too. And “non binary”, even though that doesn’t rexist

exist

frog?

That is rude.

That’s true

Nuclear

oh, cool!

Racial slur

so i'm taking that you are left leaning in your political ideologies?

not racial, sexual

i’m backkkk my mum came into my room

stolen from reddit

I think el is back on

I get them confused, I’m just told I can’t use them

also this is obviously wade

get lost wade

nothing about you is “deep”

no reason

lol that account saying i’m gay 😂

Yes

it’s wade bro

You are

wake up

why do u think so? do you believe those kind of accounts?

ITS WADE

YOU IDIOTS

Possibly, but if that account, and users believe you are, then the odds are you are

ITS CLEARLY WADE’S ALT

good point. idk

I am very central in my political ideologies. I am jewish, so I lean slightly to the right, but I believe in socialism which is leftist.

y’all are really stupid if you can’t clearly see that it’s wade

who?

Griffįn

Seems very contradicting

oh ok

" The gravitational potential formula for point charge is V = -GM/r. For circular ring, it's v = -GM/√(R^2+x^2). For thin circular disc, it's v = -2GM/R^2 (√(R^2+x^2)-x). For uniform thin spherical shell, it's Vout = -GM/r, Vsurface = -GM/R, Vin = -GM/R.Jul 31, 2023

Important Gravitation Formulas for JEE Main and Advanced - Testbook.com" the second thing I found

ITS WADE

OBVIOUSLY

Told you it wasn’t Wikipedia

COSMO YOU’RE SMART

but its still very illegal

wade stop being a loser

it was made on the 21st of december

I could just delete it

yes, and?

thats very sus

he’s made alts dating way before that too

it’s clearly wade

but do you know why it is illegal?

the way he talks

trust me, I know how to mess with these people

I do not

oh well have fun then, as long as you know it’s wade

do you know what the first rule of writing a paper is?

OO ME

I KNOW

CAN I SAY IT

Shhhh. dont tell him

okayokay

No plagiarism?

watch wade google it

Cite sources?

maybe, maybe not. but how do you cite the sources

this is too easy

With quotation marks, the authors name, parentheses, and what page number you found the information on.

BRO GOOGLED IT 😭

yup

I did not, that’s common knowledge

definitely wade

You learn that

You learn that in 7th grade, and continue learning it through highschool

bro, it is not. there is a special format for it.

MLA Format is the main format you use for essays

the first rule is

to

check

^^^

your

...

CAN I SAY IT

...

W

O

R

K

No

yes

No

checking work is extremely important. there is nothing more embarrassing than retracting a paper.

Your question was what was the first rule of starting an essay correct?

writing a paper

*paper

essays and papers are different

as in research paper

Then that would be the last step

…

yup it’s wade

first rule

lmao

Why would you check your work before writing it?

there is no way that a physics major wouldn't know that

It’s called the revision process

nah you really believed he was a physics major 😭

IT IS A RULE, NOT A STEP

nope

only thing wade is majoring in is being a douchebag

Are we talking about the same thin?

Thing

you are not

What are you talking about

Im proving a point

Hi

hi

Hi

im just messing with wade

aka "griffin

Can confirm

Where is wade?

But question Cosmo

Here

Oh ok

Did you know it was me before or after Amy started yelling it in all caps?

Be honest

👍

I doubted it for the first second

So you didn’t think I was me?

HA

I knew it was an alt for someone

Shut the fuck up, you think every new person is me

I just wanted to mess with you for a bit

awww someone’s defensive

Respect for that

You take the fun out of it, I want them to figure it out, not you

why not me?

plus, it gives me a dopamine boost everytime i figure it out

Because

you’re getting predictable wade

Oh hi amy

heyy perc

Let them figure it out, not you

I do this purposely

why?

bro, did u forget ur password and use this alt

wsg

Because it’s fun for me

no he just does it to make it seem like he has friends

it’s funner for me though

Were you godzilla yesterday?

No, I wanted to see how long it would take u guys to figure it out, this is fun for me

it took me about 5 seconds

No? Godzilla said Godzilla was trans, I’d never say that

yeah, wade’s too scared of the gays

Oh I didn't see that comment

It’s nit impressive or a huge feat, I don’t make it hard

then why keep doing it?

FR

Because it’s fun for me to mess with people, and you always ruin it by yelling

*fr (caps lock)

I have so many alts, i can use a few of them without suspicion

Lol

I challnge you to

uh, newsflash, no one’s getting fooled anymore

*LOL

*lOL

I only made mine to get unbanned, I don't use them otherwise

Just shut up, nobody cares if it’s me but you

oh man it’s so funny when you get defensive

hey perc!

Cosmo I got a challenge for you

Hi leo! Hru?

Ooh

and i mostly have fun figuring them out cause i know you use your alts as a weird defense mechanism

They aren’t

right right

im good, i gave up on studying a bit ago so ive just been on instagram

Cosmo you here?

real

Just shut up, you don’t know shit

fr

defensiveee

No, you’re retarded.

did i hit a nerve wade?

Lol understandable. What class you studing for?

COSMO

english and math

i don’t even see your insults as insults after knowing about rorscach

Yeah he used a slur so...

yeah?

The fuck this gotta do with Rorschach? You fell for another alt

wait griffin is wade/

no no, see

I got a chalk age for you

Yikes. I'm in english rn and we're writing an essay

the fact that you made a whole different account to be your friend

nice

mmmm kinda sad

I didn’t

Yo-yos are cool aren’t they?

not rlly

Cosmo here my challenge

thanks

its just my brother like likes them tbh

lolll

And that made it easier for you to believe it

and don’t forget that in the middle of arguments you would be like

hii

I made Rorschach a friend so there would be an alibi, and it worked

hi

“wade go to uwu” “yes daddy rorscach”

COSMO

"wade threw up on the floor" is wild

WHRED YA GO

I did

hi leo

you should seriously get checked out for DID

hii

or schizophrenia

You should get checked for depression

im very depresso

OH SHIT WHAT AN INSULT 😰😰😰

shiver me timbers

Ok, here’s my challenge, both of us will use an alt, and we’ll see who lasts longer without being found out

this is such a funny conversation

i’m positively crying on the floor

You can use your alt and main

can i join too :D

because wade called me depressed :(

Yes, anyone can

I prob lasted the longest already...

guys i think i should start my villan arc now

ok what should my "name" be

Plot twist: Cosmo isn’t Cosmo, and he’s actually Amy

bruv you’re not supposed to tell us

yes fr

^^

WATCH OUT GOTHAM CITY

you should know about this leo 😉