Birthday Celebration at Longhorn

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  • Your dad’s birthday is a week after yours???? Sweet home alabama

    You just aren’t intelligent enough to comprehend it

    what does that have to do with incest

    I’m saying that since your dad’s birthday is so close to YOURS, you are brothers

    Kristian‽

    my dad's 49

    my dad is 56

    Maybe your mom is just really OLD

    my mom's 3 years younger than my dad

    I know one woman who gave birth at age 73

    Kristian‽

    i don't even want him as my dad

    That’s literally me

    RapBoat

    I know one woman who gave birth at age 73

    tf

    Ok, so this is how your dad could be your brother. Your mom fucked some RANDOM HOBO off the street, since she’s a whore. She got pregnant, and had a son. Then she FUCKED her son, and gave birth to YOU. Meaning your dad is also your brother

    Am i getting this through to you, or do you need me to pull out the crayons????

    rapboats trying to convince me that.my dad is my brother because eour bdays are a week apart

    RapBoat

    Ok, so this is how your dad could be your brother. Your mom fucked some RANDOM HOBO off the street, since she’s a whore. She got pregnant, and had a son. Then she FUCKED her son, and gave birth to YOU. Meaning your dad is also your brother

    ur actually sped

    Kristian‽

    rapboats trying to convince me that.my dad is my brother because eour bdays are a week apart

    he’s so autistic

    Kristian‽

    ur actually sped

    Incest baby

    kris isn’t inbred he’s just emo

    Maybe the DEMORMITIES that stem from your families long history of incest resulted in your RETARDATION

    And THAT’S why you’re autistic and have trouble understanding BASIC SHIT

    That would ALSO explain why you’re so skinny, because incest is KNOWN to cause things like Marfan’s syndrome

    rapboat i still need the face reveal

    Anonymous

    rapboat i still need the face reveal

    You should have held YOUR end of the deal

    why do u want a photo of me

    BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR ONE OF MEEEE!!!!!!!!!! DUMBFUCK!!!!!!!!!!

    Wow, you’re SOOOOOOO original and funny

    At least you didn’t send a BTS MEMBER or some shit

    if my friend send you her will u face rev

    NO I WON’T!!!!!!!!!

    Anonymous

    if my friend send you her will u face rev

    Nooo he’s creepy 😭

    Why should i give two fucks about your UGLY ASS FUCKBUDDY

    The Esteemed One

    Nooo he’s creepy 😭

    Your little KPOP GUSHING FRIEND is the one who begged ME for a photo. I’M the one in control, little bean

    “little bean” what the fuck

    Wsg BUTTSTOMPER69

    Is this Blach????

    RapBoat

    Wow, you’re SOOOOOOO original and funny

    you reuse your shitty jokes

    Kristian‽

    you reuse your shitty jokes

    You always try to BAMBOOZLE me using lies and fake alt accounts, but it never works because i am so far above you and so superior to you

    RapBoat

    You always try to BAMBOOZLE me using lies and fake alt accounts, but it never works because i am so far above you and so superior to you

    I used one alt account once

    you spend all your time on knockoff discord trying to convince children ur a rapper when in reality ur some autistic little kids who thinks he's cool

    Whatever you say, Kristian “I’m Black” Galliher

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    RapBoat

    Whatever you say, Kristian “I’m Black” Galliher

    I said I'm black once as a joke to get you banned and ur acting like that's my entire personality

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    why tf did you j stutter

    how the fuck do you stutter over text

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    Hold up lemme COOK

    you are one of the crinigiest people I've ever met

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    lots of people here listen to rap

    you aren't quirky and different bitch boy

    I don’t think you understand what i’m saying

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    Kristian‽

    bye I'm gonna eat

    Dick?

    I’m gonna delete some of these comments because the mods are always lurking for some reaso

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    I completely agree

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    The DOG is more beautiful than she’ll ever be

    You new to this site??

    Do you listen to RAP???

    that isn’t funny 😭😭😭😭😭

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    malllll someone posted my face imma kms

    IT’S LITERALLY IN YOUR FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    RapBoat

    IT’S LITERALLY IN YOUR FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    BUT I DELETED THE FACE YOU CANT DO THAT

    JAKE DELETE THE PHOTO 😭

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Banned, bitch

    Tf happened to the 3 warning system????

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I did

    TY

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Doxxing

    But the 3 rule…

    RapBoat

    But the 3 rule…

    i hate u

    It doesn’t count as doxxing if it’s her fucking avatar

    RapBoat

    It doesn’t count as doxxing if it’s her fucking avatar

    womp

    RapBoat

    It doesn’t count as doxxing if it’s her fucking avatar

    doesnt rlly matter ppl shouldnt post pics of other ppl without permission

    Oh for fuck’s sake

    We should UNBAN Buttstomper

    This websites fucking doomed because of idiots like you RapBoat

    RapBoat

    Oh for fuck’s sake

    "oh its so fucking dumb that i cant post pics of random ppl without their permission!"

    boo fucking hoo

    Look, all i’m saying is that bro didn’t deserve to get BANNED for it

    RapBoat

    Look, all i’m saying is that bro didn’t deserve to get BANNED for it

    bro shoulda checked the rules abt doxxing before posting pics of a random person online

    Who the fuck posted her photo?

    some random person

    RapBoat

    Look, all i’m saying is that bro didn’t deserve to get BANNED for it

    Well womp womp shouldve seen the rules before doxxing people for no reason but to harass :)

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    Well womp womp shouldve seen the rules before doxxing people for no reason but to harass :)

    There’s no rules against doxxing…

    RapBoat

    There’s no rules against doxxing…

    clearly there is...

    Except there ISN’T bruh

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    There is actually

    Did he actually not notice?

    RapBoat

    Except there ISN’T bruh

    bruh why you arguing w a fucking mod

    Yeah like everyone on this stupid ass website 😭

    Buttstomper isn’t a HATE ACCOUNT…

    And he didn’t “hate post”

    hey

    emo

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    Hate speech and the image was considered doxxing

    All i’m saying is that doxxing isn’t prohibited..

    “I’m with the scuicide squad today”

    lol

    WHERE DOES IT SAY TO NOT DOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXX BRO

    RapBoat

    All i’m saying is that doxxing isn’t prohibited..

    its been said so many times that doxxing is bannable. j cus youre too thick skulled to get it doesnt mean you should sit here arguing W A MOD abt the rules that the MODS put in place

    Why isn’t he perma banned

    I need a new username cause im not emo anymore

    bye

    mal♡

    its been said so many times that doxxing is bannable. j cus youre too thick skulled to get it doesnt mean you should sit here arguing W A MOD abt the rules that the MODS put in place

    It’s not an ARGUMENT if i’m FACTUALLY RIGHT

    emo

    I need a new username cause im not emo anymore

    not emo

    I'm back

    RapBoat

    It’s not an ARGUMENT if i’m FACTUALLY RIGHT

    ....youre not though

    mal♡

    not emo

    ill change it tmrw

    RapBoat

    It’s not an ARGUMENT if i’m FACTUALLY RIGHT

    In what way are you right? So doxxing someone especially if its harassment or mean towards a user should be okay? or putting them in danger?

    mal♡

    ....youre not though

    Omfg SHOW ME where it fucking says doxxing is illegal

    fucking ASK ANY OF THE MODS if doxxing is allowed

    it was said AGES ago that doxxing was bannable

    j cus it isnt written on the STUPID ASS DOC of the fucking NEW rules doesnt mean its not a rule

    are you fucking stupid

    Ok but that was AFTER the ban

    RapBoat

    Ok but that was AFTER the ban

    it doesnt matter its been a rule for a while

    I’m willing to be banned for 24 hours if you unban Buttstomper

    its been said over nd over again

    RapBoat

    I’m willing to be banned for 24 hours if you unban Buttstomper

    You can’t unban someone dumbass

    Just let ME take his punishment

    thats not how it works

    RapBoat has some kind of mental illness

    Just let me take his punishment PLEASE

    that isnt how it works dumbass

    Heroin Monkey

    rapboat seems like a wife beater

    I

    prolly cus you cant even get a wife

    if you could youd prolly beat her

    I bet Heroin Monkey GET BEAT by his wife

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    oop

    Bro is literally Samlock Holmes

    I just realized I’ve been listening to the same song on repeat while having this conversation with you illiterate retards

    RapBoat

    Bro is literally Samlock Holmes

    lol samlock holmes

    Anonymous

    I just realized I’ve been listening to the same song on repeat while having this conversation with you illiterate retards

    I bet it’s “Karma” by JOJO SIWA

    NO-NO SIWA stole Karma from Miley Virus

    RapBoat

    I bet it’s “Karma” by JOJO SIWA

    No it’s a Travis Scott song

    Anonymous

    No it’s a Travis Scott song

    AT THE 305 BITCHES TREAT ME LIKE I’M UNCLE LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kristian‽

    I don't like new rappers

    Switch that around “rew nappers,” and you get what YOU are, a RUDE NAPPER

    RapBoat

    AT THE 305 BITCHES TREAT ME LIKE I’M UNCLE LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Most basic travis scott song

    RapBoat

    Switch that around “rew nappers,” and you get what YOU are, a RUDE NAPPER

    ehat

    RapBoat

    Switch that around “rew nappers,” and you get what YOU are, a RUDE NAPPER

    ...please learn to read and spell

    does anybody here play injustice 2

    toastie gave me an Xbox gift card for my bday

    and then my sister's boyfriend gave me one

    Kristian‽

    toastie gave me an Xbox gift card for my bday

    Nibbas be playing Xbox in 2024?

    do I bought Skyrim anni edition and injustice 2

    RapBoat

    Nibbas be playing Xbox in 2024?

    bitch what am I supposed to use?

    Playstation obviously…

    ps is so overrated

    Better than XCOCKS…

    stop youre literally like 10

    For real though, XBOX sounds like a porn site when you think about it

    it's expensive for no reason and more games that I like are on Xbox an not PlayStation

    RapBoat

    For real though, XBOX sounds like a porn site when you think about it

    not reall

    mal♡

    stop youre literally like 10

    10InchesDeepIntoYourMother

    Kristian‽

    i think your thinking of xvideos

    It’s literaly Xvideos and Cumbox combined

    why did it take me this long to figure it out

    Who the fuck is Rey?

    I’m literally just ME

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    RapBoat

    I’m gonna delete some of these comments because the mods are always lurking for some reaso

    As we should.

    Please stop doxxing others and leave Leo alone. It ain't funny as you maybe think, just stop it. Even tho it's a picture of leo, which she has as her pfp, that still doesn't mean, you just can post it everywhere. So please be careful otherwise you will get banned. (I hope, my english is kinda understandable)

    bro forgot who I was for a second

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    its gaming videos

    Omg it’s most amazing gaming site ever you can play so many free games!

    Anonymous

    As we should.

    Please stop doxxing others and leave Leo alone. It ain't funny as you maybe think, just stop it. Even tho it's a picture of leo, which she has as her pfp, that still doesn't mean, you just can post it everywhere. So please be careful otherwise you will get banned. (I hope, my english is kinda understandable)

    I wasn’t referring to Leo when i said that…

    Anonymous

    As we should.

    Please stop doxxing others and leave Leo alone. It ain't funny as you maybe think, just stop it. Even tho it's a picture of leo, which she has as her pfp, that still doesn't mean, you just can post it everywhere. So please be careful otherwise you will get banned. (I hope, my english is kinda understandable)

    he was trying to convince me my dad was my brother

    Anonymous

    Omg it’s most amazing gaming site ever you can play so many free games!

    Do you remember that one platformer one that everyone played?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Do you remember that one platformer one that everyone played?

    Yes it gives me so many memories 💀

    RapBoat

    I wasn’t referring to Leo when i said that…

    Ik, and I am not referring to that comment. I'm just saying in general, because you already did it several times.

    Kristian‽

    also my mom younger than my dad

    My parents are both really old

    RapBoat

    Ok, so this is how your dad could be your brother. Your mom fucked some RANDOM HOBO off the street, since she’s a whore. She got pregnant, and had a son. Then she FUCKED her son, and gave birth to YOU. Meaning your dad is also your brother

    idiot

    Anonymous

    Omg it’s most amazing gaming site ever you can play so many free games!

    You sound like some weird unskilled door salesman…

    Kristian‽

    he was trying to convince me my dad was my brother

    Weird

    Kristian‽

    idiot

    Quit taking random messages of mine OUT OF CONTEXT

    I literally just explained what was happening

    RapBoat

    You sound like some weird unskilled door salesman…

    You sound like a 4’2 wigger

    Bet you’re like 5’5…

    RapBoat

    Ok, so this is how your dad could be your brother. Your mom fucked some RANDOM HOBO off the street, since she’s a whore. She got pregnant, and had a son. Then she FUCKED her son, and gave birth to YOU. Meaning your dad is also your brother

    Tf?

    RapBoat

    Bet you’re like 5’5…

    IM 5’6

    Anonymous

    Tf?

    That message was taken OUT OF CONTEXT

    Anonymous

    IM 5’6

    Femboy?

    Well, i guess it’s not THAT bad, i mean you’re like 13

    RapBoat

    Well, i guess it’s not THAT bad, i mean you’re like 13

    I’m 17

    Wow, you’ll be hurting ALL THE women

    Why are you guys talking about height again

    Ingenious is the one who brought it up…

    oh no Ethan said he sounds like a 4'2 wigger

    These chicks don’t know the name of my band 🤷‍♀️

    Anonymous

    These chicks don’t know the name of my band 🤷‍♀️

    fr

    The only thing me and the monkey have similar is our CHAD JAWLINE

    but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

    Chad emojis🗿🇹🇩🤫🧏

    cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

    all because I'm the lead singer of my band

    walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

    Anonymous

    So I get offstage right

    You’ll never be a RAPPER, which means you won’t have a stage to get ON, and thus you won’t have one to get OFF

    RapBoat

    You’ll never be a RAPPER, which means you won’t have a stage to get ON, and thus you won’t have one to get OFF

    it's a song speddie

    Kristian‽

    my names slim shady

    Wow, you’re just a RIZZLER, eh??? Fuck you

    Kristian‽

    it's a song speddie

    I’m aware, dumbass

    Gay pop-lovers like YOU are ruining it

    Du versuchst so schnell, die Leute glauben zu lassen, dass du ein Rapper bist

    RapBoat

    Gay pop-lovers like YOU are ruining it

    I don't like pop

    I like like 3 Olivia Rodrigo songs and that's it

    Fine, lemme change that to RAP-HATER

    Kristian‽

    and Olivia Rodrigo isn't pop

    I don’t give a fuck what type of mumbo-jumbo genre Hoe-livia Rodrigo is. If it’s not RAP, it’s CAP

    bro oh my god your jokes are so unfunny

    you keep on capitalizing random words

    Kristian‽

    bro oh my god your jokes are so unfunny

    Maybe you can find more humor by looking in the MIRROR

    bro these corny ass dad jokes are so unfunny

    You want humor???

    I will post a BLACK SCREEN so you can see your reflection

    Afraid European Mink