Birthday Celebration at Longhorn

Your dad’s birthday is a week after yours???? Sweet home alabama

what

that doesn't make sense

It DOES…

You just aren’t intelligent enough to comprehend it

I think ur just sped

what does that have to do with incest

it's pretty normal thing dumbass

I’m saying that since your dad’s birthday is so close to YOURS, you are brothers

my dad's 49

im 14

And??

that doesn't make us brothers

my dad is 56

i don't even want him as my dad

damn

Maybe your mom is just really OLD

my mom's 3 years younger than my dad

I know one woman who gave birth at age 73

That’s literally me

tf

Ok, so this is how your dad could be your brother. Your mom fucked some RANDOM HOBO off the street, since she’s a whore. She got pregnant, and had a son. Then she FUCKED her son, and gave birth to YOU. Meaning your dad is also your brother

Am i getting this through to you, or do you need me to pull out the crayons????

rapboats trying to convince me that.my dad is my brother because eour bdays are a week apart

ur actually sped

he’s so autistic

god how fucking stupid are you

Incest baby

kris isn’t inbred he’s just emo

Maybe the DEMORMITIES that stem from your families long history of incest resulted in your RETARDATION

And THAT’S why you’re autistic and have trouble understanding BASIC SHIT

That would ALSO explain why you’re so skinny, because incest is KNOWN to cause things like Marfan’s syndrome

rapboat i still need the face reveal

Too late

tf?

You should have held YOUR end of the deal

why do u want a photo of me

BECAUSE YOU ASKED FOR ONE OF MEEEE!!!!!!!!!! DUMBFUCK!!!!!!!!!!

fine

i’ll send u me

Wow, you’re SOOOOOOO original and funny

At least you didn’t send a BTS MEMBER or some shit

if my friend send you her will u face rev

NO I WON’T!!!!!!!!!

Nooo he’s creepy 😭

Why should i give two fucks about your UGLY ASS FUCKBUDDY

I don’t like whoever this is pookie

Please murder him

ok *stabs*

Your little KPOP GUSHING FRIEND is the one who begged ME for a photo. I’M the one in control, little bean

“little bean” what the fuck

I don’t like you

Yo Rap Boat, what up my G

Wsg BUTTSTOMPER69

Is this Blach????

you reuse your shitty jokes

fr

You always try to BAMBOOZLE me using lies and fake alt accounts, but it never works because i am so far above you and so superior to you

....

I used one alt account once

and you DO reuse shitty jokes

you spend all your time on knockoff discord trying to convince children ur a rapper when in reality ur some autistic little kids who thinks he's cool

Whatever you say, Kristian “I’m Black” Galliher

yeah

I said I'm black once as a joke to get you banned and ur acting like that's my entire personality

why tf did you j stutter

how the fuck do you stutter over text

thats wild

..

bro ur calling us cringe

Hold up lemme COOK

you are one of the crinigiest people I've ever met

besides ag

lots of people here listen to rap

you aren't quirky and different bitch boy

I don’t think you understand what i’m saying

you act like it's. ahidden gem

bye I'm gonna eat

Dick?

I’m gonna delete some of these comments because the mods are always lurking for some reaso

Nope

RapBoat look

Ok

Ugly ahh

IKR

Acne is crazy

I completely agree

The DOG is more beautiful than she’ll ever be

For real

You new to this site??

I'm just like the mods, I always lurk the site

Do you listen to RAP???

All the time, yeah

Gotta go, see you soon

Alright, cya

delete

that isn’t funny 😭😭😭😭😭

wait what

hi

malllll someone posted my face imma kms

noooo

IT’S LITERALLY IN YOUR FUCKING PROFILE PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....

BUT I DELETED THE FACE YOU CANT DO THAT

Its okay Leo

Banned, bitch

Jakes doing it right now for you

<3

Your welcome <

JAKE DELETE THE PHOTO 😭

Tf happened to the 3 warning system????

I gotchy bestie its ok

I did

Doxxing

TY

Yup

But the 3 rule…

And alt account used for harrassment towards users, doxxing, and other reasons

Thank Madi, she was the one who let me know it was there :)

i hate u

Putting Leo in danger giving the image of her face into the wrong hands

So be considerate of who and what people are doing

It doesn’t count as doxxing if it’s her fucking avatar

Technically they broke 3 rules so it still counts

We had a reasonable ban for them

Doesnt matter

Womp womp

Rules are rules

suck it up pussy

womp

doesnt rlly matter ppl shouldnt post pics of other ppl without permission

Exactly

Oh for fuck’s sake

Without consent of that user you are violating their privacy to the image

We should UNBAN Buttstomper

"for fuck sakes" my ass

Nah

You can go whine about it

This websites fucking doomed because of idiots like you RapBoat

"oh its so fucking dumb that i cant post pics of random ppl without their permission!"

aifurwoaidshg9arwpdois

aifurwoaidshg9arwpdois

boo fucking hoo

Look, all i’m saying is that bro didn’t deserve to get BANNED for it

hey who just unfollowed me

Learn that rules are rules and they oblige to everyone

bro shoulda checked the rules abt doxxing before posting pics of a random person online

Who the fuck posted her photo?

some random person

Well womp womp shouldve seen the rules before doxxing people for no reason but to harass :)

Some retard lmao

There’s no rules against doxxing…

Fuck this site

Tbh

clearly there is...

There is actually

Except there ISN’T bruh

You can ask the mods, even Jake told you the reason

Did he actually not notice?

I dont see what the problem is

bruh why you arguing w a fucking mod

Some retards like to be stupid

Yeah like everyone on this stupid ass website 😭

Buddy are you stupid?

Post 6 AND 7

Buttstomper isn’t a HATE ACCOUNT…

And he didn’t “hate post”

hey

Hate speech and the image was considered doxxing

Who is this kid

emo

You’re emo?

All i’m saying is that doxxing isn’t prohibited..

“I’m with the scuicide squad today”

It is

lol

WHERE DOES IT SAY TO NOT DOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXX BRO

Doesnt matter either way, she was not comfortable with it that is considered harassment towards another user that isnt a joke

its been said so many times that doxxing is bannable. j cus youre too thick skulled to get it doesnt mean you should sit here arguing W A MOD abt the rules that the MODS put in place

Why isn’t he perma banned

He/she wasnt being playful they were well aware that she was uncomfortable to showing her face

I need a new username cause im not emo anymore

bye

Your actions have consequences

It’s not an ARGUMENT if i’m FACTUALLY RIGHT

not emo

So dont be stupid or a dickhead :)

I'm back

....youre not though

ill change it tmrw

In what way are you right? So doxxing someone especially if its harassment or mean towards a user should be okay? or putting them in danger?

Omfg SHOW ME where it fucking says doxxing is illegal

fucking ASK ANY OF THE MODS if doxxing is allowed

it was said AGES ago that doxxing was bannable

worstjokesever.com/community/p/661c65a744b4bb53ce865e38

j cus it isnt written on the STUPID ASS DOC of the fucking NEW rules doesnt mean its not a rule

are you fucking stupid

omfg

^ here you go rapboat

^ look at it rapboat

Ok but that was AFTER the ban

Too bad

still obliges

it doesnt matter its been a rule for a while

I’m willing to be banned for 24 hours if you unban Buttstomper

its been said over nd over again

Can't do that

You can’t unban someone dumbass

RapBoat

Just let ME take his punishment

PLEASE

thats not how it works

This isnt a "deal" or "gamble" rules are rules and no one gets special treatment

RapBoat has some kind of mental illness

If you cant stick to the rules and deal with them

fr

Maybe thats a you problem

Thank you for the help Madi, I appreciate you letting me know about the issue

Your welcome <3

Just let me take his punishment PLEASE

that isnt how it works dumbass

Yeah but still

rapboat seems like a wife beater

real

I

Am NOT

A WIFE BEATER

prolly cus you cant even get a wife

if you could youd prolly beat her

🅱️haq

I bet Heroin Monkey GET BEAT by his wife

heroin monkey

oop

is 14 years ole

how would he have a wife

😭

Matt's pfp

Bro is literally Samlock Holmes

I just realized I’ve been listening to the same song on repeat while having this conversation with you illiterate retards

lol samlock holmes

I bet it’s “Karma” by JOJO SIWA

NO-NO SIWA stole Karma from Miley Virus

No it’s a Travis Scott song

I don't like new rappers

AT THE 305 BITCHES TREAT ME LIKE I’M UNCLE LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woosah shawty

Switch that around “rew nappers,” and you get what YOU are, a RUDE NAPPER

Most basic travis scott song

ehat

...please learn to read and spell

does anybody here play injustice 2

Kind of

I just gyatt it today

toastie gave me an Xbox gift card for my bday

and then my sister's boyfriend gave me one

nice

Nibbas be playing Xbox in 2024?

do I bought Skyrim anni edition and injustice 2

bitch what am I supposed to use?

Playstation obviously…

I don't want fucking playstation

ps is so overrated

Better than XCOCKS…

stop youre literally like 10

For real though, XBOX sounds like a porn site when you think about it

it's expensive for no reason and more games that I like are on Xbox an not PlayStation

not reall

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother

..

i think your thinking of xvideos

oh my god you rey

rapboat is rey

It’s literaly Xvideos and Cumbox combined

why did it take me this long to figure it out

Who the fuck is Rey?

Yo mama

I’m literally just ME

xnxx is peak

Shit 😭

s k u l l

is xnxx a porn website

no

its gaming videos

I forgot about this lol

As we should.

Please stop doxxing others and leave Leo alone. It ain't funny as you maybe think, just stop it. Even tho it's a picture of leo, which she has as her pfp, that still doesn't mean, you just can post it everywhere. So please be careful otherwise you will get banned. (I hope, my english is kinda understandable)

bro forgot who I was for a second

Omg it’s most amazing gaming site ever you can play so many free games!

I wasn’t referring to Leo when i said that…

he was trying to convince me my dad was my brother

Do you remember that one platformer one that everyone played?

also my mom younger than my dad

dumbass

Yes it gives me so many memories 💀

Ik, and I am not referring to that comment. I'm just saying in general, because you already did it several times.

My parents are both really old

idiot

You sound like some weird unskilled door salesman…

Weird

Quit taking random messages of mine OUT OF CONTEXT

it's not out of context

I literally just explained what was happening

You sound like a 4’2 wigger

I’m tall

That’s a lie

Bet you’re like 5’5…

Tf?

IM 5’6

That message was taken OUT OF CONTEXT

Femboy?

No I’m just Asian 😭

Well, i guess it’s not THAT bad, i mean you’re like 13

ik 5'4

I’m 17

Wow, you’ll be hurting ALL THE women

Why are you guys talking about height again

rapboats autistic tendencies

Ingenious is the one who brought it up…

oh no Ethan said he sounds like a 4'2 wigger

These chicks don’t know the name of my band 🤷‍♀️

rapboat face reveal

Not even CLOSE

LMAO

Heyyo Heroin

That’s so accurate

fr

The only thing me and the monkey have similar is our CHAD JAWLINE

but they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Real

Chad emojis🗿🇹🇩🤫🧏

cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man

all because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get offstage right

Wrong

drop the mic

walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

sup ladies

my names slim shady

You’ll never be a RAPPER, which means you won’t have a stage to get ON, and thus you won’t have one to get OFF

I'm the lead singer of d12 baby

it's a song speddie

Wow, you’re just a RIZZLER, eh??? Fuck you

I’m aware, dumbass

bro ur actually sped

Gay pop-lovers like YOU are ruining it

Du versuchst so schnell, die Leute glauben zu lassen, dass du ein Rapper bist

I don't like pop

I like like 3 Olivia Rodrigo songs and that's it

Fine, lemme change that to RAP-HATER

and Olivia Rodrigo isn't pop

I like rap

I don’t give a fuck what type of mumbo-jumbo genre Hoe-livia Rodrigo is. If it’s not RAP, it’s CAP

bro oh my god your jokes are so unfunny

you keep on capitalizing random words

Maybe you can find more humor by looking in the MIRROR

bro these corny ass dad jokes are so unfunny

bye bitch boy

You want humor???

I will post a BLACK SCREEN so you can see your reflection

HAI