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I'm getting harassed by an ADULT on here ... Mom or dad pls come and talk to me ... I'm kinda scared ... And disgusted...

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more

LETS START A ROAST BATTLE SO FUN (just for fun k) Rules: No swearing, no mum/dad jokes/no plain insults without it being related to the topic

I won't be on over the summer because my dad is taking my computer. But I may be able to get into my account from my ipad. But if I am not able to I will probably be on in a few months.

I asked my dad If I could have money for coke. He gave me $500 and I said I meant Coca-Cola.

bitch istg i saw the light today. so firstly i was in the mf principles office and she fucking sat on me and feed me 500 bigmacs and shit like that then she fucking brought my dad in AND WHEN I TELL U I KNEW THAT I WAS GOING TO GET MY ASS WOOPED. anyways so my dad LITERALLY started to try and fight with me but i just ignored his ass AND THEN her fatass was like "you are being disrespectful to ur dad", mind you I WAS … Read more

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

Sorry about that dagger I was my dads truck and we got grocery’s. Whatever you are excited about seems important

Barney is ur dad, from your imagination he left to get the milk, and now hes on vacation (:

hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more