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I am on the high school football team the coach comes to talk to me are you dating my daughter Me No Coach There is a rummer that you are Me nah I am dating both your daughters and we are 7-10

It’s February *vomit sound* and Valentines Day *vomit sound x3* is coming! *throws up in a blender*

Guys you are so mean I’m going back to uwu aND NEVER COMING BACK HERE *SOBS VIOLENTLY INTO MY OATMEAL*

On this account, I go on to help myself and others. I have guidelines I need to follow here for myself because I feel on my other account I get a bit too out of hand sometimes. If I'm on my normal account and you feel I need here, please tell me, it dose not mean ill come here, but I will consider it. Thank you, and goodnight.

I'm ACTUALLY leaving now, don't expect me to come back. Some of my alt accs: Pennywise, Aries,Aries 2.0, Aries 3.0, El, El.20, El 3.0, Beluga_the_cat, ChatGPT#1, Discord, Ur Mother, Ur Father, Flappy's Brother, FreyaTheFrogWhisperer, Jefferirirriri, Amy's Brother, One of those jake is gay accs AND this acc.

~Special messages~ Wade- What did i fucking do huh? FUCKING RETARD Amy- STFU MOTHERFUCKER Urfavvirgo- Bitch Co… Read more

Alright so this week we hate iodine. last week we hated sodium. We need elements to hate for the coming weeks

Warning: A large population of child predators and pedophiles on worstjokesever.com has recently been discovered. Please be wary of who you communicate with, and never give out personal information, such as the following: your name, email, face, biometrics, credit/debit card details, passwords, age, or address. I also encourage all users under 16 years old to leave this website and come back at an older age, though I am aware you are unlikely to listen. I am not a moderator of this website, but I reckon they'd agree.

Yo. Ima repost this so people can see this once more, before it goes under billions of other posts.

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your n… Read more

lol i made a post that i was leaving, and then a post that said i wasnt i js posted bc i was bored now goodbye for real, ill only be on here when i feel like it, which is rare, and ill come back in a month. love yall (not really)

One evening in Beaver Hollow, a most deranged tale unfolded within the notorious Van der Linde gang at the peak of their desperation. The sun had set on another chaotic day, casting eerie shadows through the dense forest. Little did anyone know, this evening would be filled with unimaginable horror.

Arthur Morgan, known for his unpredictable nature and mischievous spirit, had been growing tired of Dutch's leadership… Read more

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Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more