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me waking up at 4:37 am thinking i can get one more hour of sleep than waking up again at 5:34 am dragging myself outtta bed thinking I should pretned to be sick but I don't cause that's stupid than my dad tells me to go back to bed cause we have a snow day nd he didn't bombard me w/ chores>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yo. Ima repost this so people can see this once more, before it goes under billions of other posts.

everyone's trying to kill themselves. This is not worth it. You see your problems, right? You see them. They're tough! They're hard! This is the path of life! Challenges come and go! This is to make you a stronger person! This is to train you for the path ahead! Don't waste your hard work growing up by slitting your nโ€ฆ Read more

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Hey! Anything I can you, you can't do it as well as me. Try me. I will do anything. I can do anything from writing a 100-page essay, with each page being a different language, to mowing your lawn perfectly for only 1 dollar! How does that sound? Well, try me.

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this is the last thing im posting before i leave, for good. it is a kinda of a long page of random shit ive done on WJE and recalling shit because i absolutely positively have no fucking life and i thought this would be funny ok so the first thing is that imma just clear shit up before i go because like theres some shit to clear up mkay first off i just wanna say im sorry if i trolled everyone too far aka being annoโ€ฆ Read more

Boys and girls, itโ€™s nighty-night time! Happy Jake the clown has a nursery rhyme :)

Itโ€™s about the boogie woogie man, keep your light on as long as you can. โ€˜Cause when it cuts off, so does your head! Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed with a shank, splah! Up through the bottom! Little Jimmy Jimmy? GOT โ€˜EM!

Hello, WJE! My name is Mike Steinberg and I am a male feminist and LGBTQ activist, and anti-racist. Let me show you around my house. Over here are my... uh, jugs, [don't drink them ;)] there are about 71 of them in total, I like to call it "the autumn sea" because of the diverse colors that are visible. Over here on my computer I like to code scripts that auto-ban disgusting racists, anti-semites, and transphobes, Heโ€ฆ Read more

ok guys this isnโ€™t because iโ€™m a scared person at all but im going to leave the website. i realized that there wasnโ€™t a point of going on here anymore as soon as my friends left so i dont see a point in staying anymore. i need to clear some shit up before i leave. 1. istg im not opal. however we are close off of wje. we met over discord and we talked for a while and then opal invited me over to wje. i would never โ€ฆ Read more

hey guys ^w^ my name is Xxhellok1ttyxX but you can call me emilee or kitty XD im a scene kid and i was born and raised in nyc <3

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Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. Hโ€ฆ Read more