UwU request

Fuck u, ur so fake, never mind me!

hi el

Girl can we just talk

L

Fr

Hello

jake, not ur convo here. go stalk another post

hi lil bitch

jake can stay

:-

:—

:——

pp extendus

No growing penises

Yessir

stop projecting the penis u wish u had here

No

This is the penis I do have

bro jake are you gonna take that comment

Stop!

its tiny

you cant be talking cosmo

Stop! The dick wars have already ended!

Should I host a new one?

wait shy is that you

8=====================================> this is my approx size on a mac

when im not hard

Ooh

wait i have a theory

SHUT UP

holy shit 21 people online

alastor is either shy or el

No? Yes?

Ha!

i can see that

Hahahahahaha

Haha

the formality

That is actually amusing

yup you're alastor buddy

Thank you I guess?

no problem my dude

were u actually alastor, tho?

nawwwwww angels gonna freak the fuck out

I wish One could express Oneself more over the internet

u expressed urslef pretty well on bp

el i know you are there buddy

Haha

after all, u are one of the most popular ones there

show yourself

This is actually amusing

i joined bp and i got like 20 downvotes cuz i said i was from wje

Wait…

Whats that I see in the distance?

hey, tell them that you have cosmo's and shy's regards

it was like 10 days ago

IS IT…

A PERSON THAT CARES?

girl what

bad lil bitch

tf are you calling me a lil bitch

No it’s me because I’m my name haha

false

its an inside nickname for shy

ok got it

Small Dog

small female dog

cosmo where is el

idk

apparently were "worst enemies" now like girl

opal

that is u

what

u r rock

yeah jake stop leaking my face reveals

*rok

No

yes

alr this is getting annoying el if your there we need to talk

i can try to be ur guyses mediator

bet ill make a post

or how about quotev. its private there

Haha

Saw this on an insta reel today

naw

www.instagram.com/reel/C1vFxBFJmJT/?igsh=MWs1d3gxdmhoeXM2Yg==

fuck quotev

Oh I didn’t notice Alastor said “salutations!” But maybe it’s a common thing?