Okay I know that there will be at least 3 people who will end up saying in the comments of this post "Shut the fuck up" or "Go kill yourself". But here's what I wanted to say:
If you're ever feeling like you want to commit suicide, just know that there are people there for you. There are people you can talk to. There are people who can and want to help you. If you're feeling like that's the only way out, YOU'RE WRONG!!! There will always be someone to talk to. Go to a trusted adult. Go to a teacher. Go to a counselor. Go to a parent. Go to a friend. Just talk to someone! This also applies to if you want to self harm yourself. If you feel like you should hurt yourself, just don't. Talk to someone! Literally anyone!!! Suicide or self harm is never the answer! If people say "Oh you won't be missed" and shit like that, just know: THEY ARE WRONG!!! Don't let people bring you down to the point that you feel like suicide is the one and only way out. BECAUSE IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!
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KILLLLLL YORU SE-
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IM JKJKJKJKJKJK
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IM SORRYπ
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dont do it yall
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not worth it
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think of it
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YOULL NEVER
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BE ABLE
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TO HAVE ICE CREAM AGAIN
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OR WATCH SHREK
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U JUST BE DEAD
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IN A CASKET
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ITS DEPRESSING
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AND QUIET
urfavvirgo
MADI
The Unknown King of Moderation
That would be horrible
Flappy.
whats wrong with shrek
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nothing thatβs why it would be so horrible if you couldnβt watch it
Flappy.
ohthat makes sense
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WHATTTT
Anonymous
Jake, where do you live? What American state?
Anonymous
If you don't want to reveal that, it's fine. Just tell me what your timezone is.
Heroin Monkey
jake lives in california
Anonymous
π€’
Anonymous
Sorry, that's rude.
Heroin Monkey
stop being rude
Anonymous
It's just that California is like Arizona's slutty sister.
Flappy.
EXCUSE ME I LIVE THERE.
Anonymous
Sorry, sorry.
Flappy.
no bc arizona is too hot
Anonymous
Just too tempting.
Flappy.
its like an oven
Anonymous
Just the way I love it.
Flappy.
be sorry π
Heroin Monkey
califonia is the breeding ground for homeless people, drug addicts and influencers
Flappy.
no thatd be horrible
Anonymous
Very true.
Flappy.
only in the actttual cities
Heroin Monkey
i prefer cold over heat
Anonymous
Heat begets all life on Earth; if you do not appreciate heat, you do not appreciate your Creator.
Anonymous
That and water.
urfavvirgo
me too
urfavvirgo
I personally love Minnesota
Flappy.
um well i feel like everyone was pretty fine when the ice age happened
Flappy.
so
urfavvirgo
its so nice
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LYNXXXX
Flappy.
well, thats a stretch
urfavvirgo
people were dead
urfavvirgo
.
Anonymous
They were miserable like I am now.
Anonymous
I am basically living in a constant Ice Age. It's nightmarish.
Flappy.
people are always dead, thats irrelevant
urfavvirgo
WE ACTUALLY HAVE SNOW SO HA
Flappy.
we have snow in tahoe and yosemite smh
Anonymous
Hello... Madison? Is that your name? Or am I thinking of someone else?
urfavvirgo
no but like according to my calculations NOBODY existed back then
Flappy.
THERES A MOUNTAIN RIGHT NEXT TO ME WITH SNOW ON IT RN
Toast γ
fr
Toast γ
hey flappy
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Emily ever since you called me by my full name EVERYONE WANTS TOO
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MADI WORKS BRO
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JUST MADI
Toast γ
MADIIIIIIIIIII
Flappy.
your calculations
Toast γ
MADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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SEE LIKE THT
Toast γ
HEY MADI
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HI TOASTTTT
Flappy.
hey tost
urfavvirgo
my calculations
Toast γ
HEY FAPYY
Anonymous
No, I just often call people by their full names. Feels more respectful.
Flappy.
i think youre wrong
Toast γ
MADI CAN I SEND YOU SOEMTHING ONUWUUUU>?/.
Flappy.
OMG MADI LYNX HAS RESPECT TO U
Flappy.
crazy
urfavvirgo
I ONLY CALL U THAT WHEN IM MAD
Heroin Monkey
you mean madison
urfavvirgo
Actually my full name is emily Christiana rebecca isirisa
urfavvirgo
so call me that pls and thank u
Anonymous
False
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DID U RLY GOTTA SAY THE WHOLE THING
Anonymous
Emily is a shortened version of Emilia
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Nope
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her name is Emily
Toast γ
MADIIIIIIIIIIIII
I
Anonymous
Yeah? My point still stands.
Anonymous
I'll call Jake "Jacob" too.
urfavvirgo
no actually
urfavvirgo
just emily
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Im starting to agree more and more on ppl wanting you banned.
Flappy.
my friends name is abby and everyone tries to call her abbigail and she gets so mad
Flappy.
abigail
urfavvirgo
^^^^^^
Flappy.
idfk hot to spell it
Toast γ
*person
Heroin Monkey
only ingenious wants me banned because of the public accounts
urfavvirgo
βHot to spell itβ
Anonymous
You're right.
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Nah you tried doxxing me buddy.
Anonymous
It's actually Aemilius
Anonymous
I'll call you that instead.
Flappy.
shhhhhh
Toast γ
jJHGV HlYNXW
Anonymous
That sounds fun.
Anonymous
Let's all dox each other.
Flappy.
(isnt that a male suffix?)
Anonymous
MONVILLE
Anonymous
Probably, but it's the original.
Toast γ
mMMHAYYYYYYY
Heroin Monkey
when i never did that
Anonymous
Hey toastie ^^
Anonymous
Madi's would be Mathieson... aka... MATT?!?
Anonymous
im guessin mia js made this post tahn dipped?
Toast γ
MAYIYYYYy
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WHAT?
Anonymous
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Toast γ
im alsmost asleep
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BITCH WHY TF WOULD MATT NAME HIMSELF PRINCES
Toast γ
I KEppe almost collapsing
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AND DATE JAKE?
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BE SO FR
Anonymous
its only almost 9
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SMH SMH
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ITS MATTHEW
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TYTY
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MEANING OF MY NAME
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which sucks
Anonymous
Donut is actually Matt no wonder Jake is still mod
Anonymous
huh
Anonymous
makes sense
Anonymous
wait
Toast γ
BUT I WAN T MADII TO CHECKK UWYU
Flappy.
[MATT]hew
Anonymous
So Matt was a girl the whole time
Anonymous
im high smh they aint the same
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BITCH
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AINT MATT LIKE
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idk 20
Anonymous
20
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or some shit
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
He's like 43.
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WOAH
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WHAT THE FUCK
Toast γ
taskskk tskk tskkks
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43?
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BROS MY DADS AGE
Flappy.
pretty old
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i think
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idfk how old my dad is
Anonymous
Maybe he is your dad.
Heroin Monkey
how do you not know your dads age
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...
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no
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Jake
Anonymous
im not actually smh
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is my daddy
Anonymous
my dad is
Anonymous
Jake's your father?
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its litterally in his bio
Anonymous
INCEST !!
Chexers
my dad is 63
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yes hes my daddy
Anonymous
41 years old
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HES MY DADDY FUCK OFF
Toast γ
klnKKJDKJHDKJHYDFKJHYIDF<JH#UKY!refdjbfsks,mdgt,hgfvtkehjvgfyhvjcgmfvfgvuggg
Flappy.
what?
Anonymous
β β β β β β
Chexers
yes
Heroin Monkey
jake likes incest if he is madis daddy
Toast γ
I thhink im gonna slep
Toast γ
im
Anonymous
β£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈβ£οΈ
Toast γ
tireeex
Chexers
good night toast
Toast γ
CEHXXXXXXXX
Toast γ
C
CEHEXC
Heroin Monkey
bye toaste
Chexers
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Flappy.
at 8 pm
Toast γ
CEHXXXXX XHRUUU
Chexers
HIIII TOS TOS
Toast γ
9
Anonymous
9*
Chexers
IM OKAYYYYYYYYY NOW GO TO SLEEPPPP
Anonymous
Ok, enough jokes.
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You cant choose your father
Anonymous
I need to speak with Jacob.
Toast γ
HEHehehhehehe
Anonymous
Goodnight my child
Toast γ
Jacobbb
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but you sure as hell can choose your Daddy :}
Heroin Monkey
for you in cst
Chexers
GO TO SLEEP TOS
Anonymous
Hey. That's my smiley-face.
Anonymous
if i did i wouldnt chose the one i hv
Anonymous
My smiley face has a beak.
Chexers
honestly i saw my dad's picture when he was around my age
Heroin Monkey
Chexers
hes hot
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CHEXY
Chexers
dilf material
Toast γ
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HOT
Heroin Monkey
incest alert
Chexers
HAHAHAHAAH
Chei
Romii check on fb naa koy chika
Chexers
OI IM IN SCHOOL
Chexers
and idk the wifi
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OI MY ASS BRO
Flappy.
CHEX U CANT BE TALKING LIKE THT π
Toast γ
AYALL
Chei
Yawa naglagot jud ko
Toast γ
TAKOOOOOO
Toast γ
TAKOOooOOooooOoopo
urfavvirgo
FLAPERS
Chexers
OUAHOSUBALJSLAB
Chei
TOASSSTYYYY HII!!
Flappy.
feathery?
Toast γ
ooooopooooooooOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOlodcas lm,; scd
Flappy.
(idk what they call bird furries)
Anonymous
What?
Flappy.
HI
Anonymous
I am not a furry.
Heroin Monkey
bird furries
Chexers
SORRY KAAYO D KO MAKA SEEN KAY NAA AKOS SKKOL KRUN MUSIC CLASS
Flappy.
but are you a BIRD furry
Toast γ
oh kkkk im tgoannnna slepppp
Anonymous
I am not a bird furry.
Chexers
good night tos
Chei
Okay ra
Toast γ
I could coalplase ata tny komnets
Chexers
toast the toes
Toast γ
BYE CHEXXXX
Toast γ
XXX
Flappy.
or so you claimm
Chei
Diri nalang ko mag chika
Chexers
BYE TOESSSSSSSSSSS
Toast γ
BYEYEYEYYEYEEEYE
Chexers
sige go
Anonymous
May all furries dive headfirst into a molten slag ladle car.
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bro what the fuck is this playlist suggested by spotify-
Chei
Naay classmate nako ba di jud ko ganahan niya
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WHY IS THERE METAL
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I mean not tht i mind
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BUT LIKE
urfavvirgo
βCUT MY LIFE INTO PEICESβ
Chei
Samok kaayo ga hikapΒ² pajud syas akong kamot giatay
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THEIRS NAILS ON PLATES
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LIKE THT SCRATCHY NOISE
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HVUIHDIDBH
Chexers
KALUOD
Chexers
NGANO
Chei
Ambot niya kolera sya
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EMILY THATS NOT METAL SMH
Chexers
LIKE E EXPLAIN UNSAON NIYA PAG HIKAP
Heroin Monkey
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Te4otbpXR1K3QZFEH_nnphClSi85KAFdqjwYYTxYqSo
Chei
In a flirty way jud
Heroin Monkey
take this form
Chexers
WAKE ME UP,WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEEEEEe,WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEEE
Chei
Di raba jud ko kanahan ug physical touch
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BITCHES ITS 2024]
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NOT 2017
Chexers
kalluod iyang germs iya gina pasa sa imjo
Chei
Gani pisti
Chexers
like ngano iya man gina hikap
Heroin Monkey
actually its 2017 youre just in an alchohol induced coma that started back then and youre hallucinating much faster than what is actually happening
Chei
Ambot niya
Chei
Attention seeker man jud na sya, bidabida pajud
Chexers
awe im not there:(
Heroin Monkey
sorry i can add you
Chexers
its too late
Chexers
im gonna be saded
Chexers
D JUD KO GANAHAN INGON ANA NA TAO MAKA LAGOT
Chexers
e send ang iyang pic sa messenger kung naa ka
urfavvirgo
HELP
Chexers
aron atong kataw anan
Chexers
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM
Chexers
i forgot
Chexers
anyways
Heroin Monkey
cant wake up
Heroin Monkey
save me
Chexers
ACKKK
Chexers
yk THEM?
Chexers
also what happened with cosmos
Chei
Omg i love Evanscene
Anonymous
This irrelevant post would never have been made on the old site.
Heroin Monkey
cosmo left because he was exposed for being a pedophile
Toast γ
hhjkn n
Anonymous
He was banned. One of his accounts, anyway.
Chexers
toes why r u still awake
Toast γ
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Chexers
HAUH
Toast γ
cunt b zlee;p
Anonymous
I can't say I was surprised.
Chei
Count 1-100
Anonymous
He had that uncanny aura to him.
Toast γ
iz cossmo obbn uwu ceewq
Chexers
then put don ur phone, and blink ur eyes fast a lot of times till u get tired
Toast γ
rssakooo
Chexers
i thought cosmo was cool
Toast γ
ihhj sgut
Chexers
how old is he
Anonymous
Ha. You talk like me two days ago.
Toast γ
tthars thd gut ii oersiaded somew uguy tii let them stauy
Toast γ
i think it was
Anonymous
26, I believe.
Chexers
OH
Anonymous
He was Language Simp. I don't know if you know about that incident.
Chexers
an indian guy confessed his feeings to me yesterday,hes 26
Toast γ
u
Chexers
what does language simp mean
Toast γ
pedop
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/community/p/65a8b276c351abc7bca807c0
Toast γ
sdud
Anonymous
You're calling me an "uncanny pedophile"?
Toast γ
npoooo
Toast γ
cozsmo
Anonymous
Oh, lol.
Anonymous
What about me do you find "uncanny"?
Toast γ
is cosno ob ywy ceyew
The Unknown King of Moderation
Also apparently the guy who said βI admit I was language simpβ wasnβt actually Cosmo but also Cosmo was the one who told me it wasnβt him soβ¦
Toast γ
misc;icked
Toast γ
mb
Anonymous
I wouldn't believe a word he says, honestly.
Anonymous
At this point, it would be wise to assume anything he says is to save face.
Anonymous
It's alright. Are you also doing a no-sleep tournament?
Anonymous
Unlikely, but it would be a funny coincidence.
Heroin Monkey
proof cosmo is a pedo btw cosmo is language simp
Toast γ
npoooooooooooooo
Heroin Monkey
Anonymous
Oh, you're just a damned fool, then.
urfavvirgo
ANYWAYS LYNX
Anonymous
What hole did you crawl out of?
Anonymous
i wanna do that
urfavvirgo
nvm actually
Chexers
i love how fucked up this site is
Anonymous
Sorry for being rude to you in the Discord. That was the SD talking.
Anonymous
you where rude?
Anonymous
do u mean wehn u told me to sleep?
Chexers
i forgot meymey is here
urfavvirgo
okay
Chexers
havent seen her in a while
Heroin Monkey
Anonymous
May, I was referring to this.
Heroin Monkey
urfavvirgo
druggie
Anonymous
}:<
Heroin Monkey
is this discord
Anonymous
Yes.
Anonymous
I'm not a druggie.
urfavvirgo
just kidding (Iβm not)
Anonymous
Shut up.
Anonymous
Ohhhh. I havent check disc even though do dw
urfavvirgo
kk
urfavvirgo
ANYWAYS
urfavvirgo
flaps left and thatβs kinda sad
Heroin Monkey
WHY DO YOU USE LIGHT MODE YOU FUCKING PSYCOPATH
Anonymous
Who the hell is flaps?
Chexers
people who uses light mode is scary
urfavvirgo
Flappy
urfavvirgo
Duh
urfavvirgo
Who else
Anonymous
Eh?
Chexers
i see u and flappy are getting along pretty well
Anonymous
Heroin Monkey
if you use light mode youre a serial killer
Anonymous
i cant read that
urfavvirgo
SHES SO SILLY I LOVE HER SM
Heroin Monkey
light mode is so bad
Chexers
IKR
Heroin Monkey
use dark mode
Anonymous
Guilty as charged...
Chexers
but i barely talk to anyone anymore OUAOHBS
Heroin Monkey
look at the contrast
Anonymous
Beautiful, innit?
Chexers
okay bye again everyone
Chexers
cya soonnnn
Anonymous
Bye.
urfavvirgo
BYE CHEXXXXXXZ
Chexers
have a great day orwhatever and take careeee
Chexers
babyeeeee
Anonymous
Lynx
Anonymous
What?
Anonymous
waht is a like not sleep tournament thing
Anonymous
A thing me and my equally unhinged friends did.
Anonymous
i wanna do it
Anonymous
js i have to go to bed at 11 every night for the nest 49 nights
Anonymous
We bet money on who would stay conscious long enough for 4 days
urfavvirgo
That is so beyond stupid
Anonymous
I got bonus money because I drank no caffeine.
urfavvirgo
like why would u so that to urself
Anonymous
huh
Anonymous
It is. But I got paid for it.
Anonymous
β¬125
Heroin Monkey
staying up for longer periods of time can lead to depression
Heroin Monkey
where in the eu do you live
Anonymous
ive styaed up 6 days...
Anonymous
i used to
Anonymous
never sleep
Anonymous
I encountered Hallucination Type A, B, C, Ξ©, and Ξ².
Anonymous
rarely got sleep
Heroin Monkey
i sleep every night
Heroin Monkey
its unhealthy not to
Anonymous
...............
Anonymous
Ξ² was the most horrifying and often lasted upwards of 7 seconds.
Anonymous
ANWAYSYS
Heroin Monkey
Anonymous
I'm already as depressed as can be.
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...
Anonymous
You did it for free? Moron.
Anonymous
Sorry.
Anonymous
That was rude.
Anonymous
I need to stop being an asshole.
Heroin Monkey
brother it is not a boast to engage in unhealthy behaviors for small victories now can lead to longterm health detriments
Heroin Monkey
also where in the EU are you
Anonymous
yuh
Anonymous
nd also lynz it wasnt rude dw
Anonymous
π€β
Anonymous
Wow-
Anonymous
What is going on
Heroin Monkey
theyre bragging about how they dont get any sleep
Anonymous
An insect is telling me what I can or cannot do!
Anonymous
didnt
Heroin Monkey
alone nugget
Anonymous
Oh I donβt get any either
Heroin Monkey
alone nugget
Anonymous
Hey, β¬125 is β¬125.
Anonymous
Euros?
Heroin Monkey
Anonymous
No, yen.
Anonymous
Yes, they're euros. Tf?
Anonymous
700 yuan is 700 yuan
Heroin Monkey
once again where in the EU do you live
Anonymous
I'm getting very aggressive.
Anonymous
I need to drink some water.
Anonymous
I'm not saying that here.
Anonymous
im gonns have a stroke
Heroin Monkey
stay hydrated
Anonymous
Based
Heroin Monkey
why arent you saying it you could be in Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Republic of Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Malta, Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain and Sweden.
Anonymous
Because he doesnβt have to tell you dude
Heroin Monkey
also you revealed all of your personal info
Anonymous
That was by accident it was mostly my sister
Heroin Monkey
whos your sister
Heroin Monkey
is she on your account
Anonymous
No she is βellllaβ
Anonymous
Just drank a liter of water. I feel much more calm now.
Anonymous
i love water
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Wait so can someoen actually explain what happened w language simp
Anonymous
i js h8 drinkin it
Anonymous
π§
Anonymous
Me too.
Anonymous
He groomed a random 15 year old
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
how?
Anonymous
Idkβ¦
Anonymous
I hate drinking it after a while too. It begins tasting bitter after 40 ounces.
Anonymous
It tastes much better for longer when you are dehydrated.
Heroin Monkey
ok so language simp was cosmo and he revealed that he was 26 years old. he was talking with leo who is a 15 year old girl trying to flirt with her and saying that age was just a number.
Anonymous
I drink a lot of energy drinks
urfavvirgo
Lynx this is what he said
Anonymous
Worst thing I have ever read tbh
urfavvirgo
Iβm gonna be so honest I didnβt actually read all that
Anonymous
Wow.
Anonymous
He has the audacity to blame us.
Anonymous
Even though he was the one that was caught grooming children.
Anonymous
Thatβs so fucked upβ¦
Anonymous
omg yes
Anonymous
It's good that he shows his true colors, though, because now we know never to trust him again.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Someone wrote this
Heroin Monkey
language simp is cosmo
Heroin Monkey
language simp is cosmo
Nateγ
wsp
Anonymous
Wsg Nate
Nateγ
nun much wbu
Anonymous
hiiiiiiiiii guys
Heroin Monkey
cosmo told leo whos 10 years younger and a minor to send pics on discord
Nateγ
wtf
Nateγ
wsg leo
Anonymous
That sounds like him. Using periods haphazardly, referencing obscure subjects, and trying to use his knowledge on these obscure subjects to gain clout.
Anonymous
why are yall talking about language simp. heβs a thing in the past
Anonymous
"polyglot"
Heroin Monkey
language simp is cosmo
Nateγ
is cosmo on?
Anonymous
didnt he get banned
Anonymous
Because Cosmologistinterntobe admitted to being him.
Anonymous
He apparently tried to delete it but it was screenshotted.
Heroin Monkey
cosmo wasnt banned he just went away after being exposed for pedophelia
Anonymous
i hate him now. but i always did, read what i said on uwu
Nateγ
damn
Nateγ
wait what he do
Anonymous
He was banned.
Anonymous
Only on one account, though.
Nateγ
im confused
Heroin Monkey
he asked leo to send him pics on discord and cosmo is 25 and leo is 15. he also asked if they want to be horny together
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/@cosmoiogistinterntobe
Anonymous
When an account is banned, it can't be found through search.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Cosmo isnt 25
Nateγ
COSOMO IS 25!!!!?????
Anonymous
Yes he is.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
u got no proof
Anonymous
He admitted to being Language Simp, who said he is 25.
Anonymous
apparentlyβ¦. if yall want his irl name i have it btw
Heroin Monkey
cosmo is actually 26
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
his behavior is still creepy
Anonymous
Right, he's 26.
Heroin Monkey
tell us
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
but I doubt hes 26
Anonymous
I heard he turned 26 last month.
Anonymous
his real name is lavi berko. heβs 26
Nateγ
oh hell no
Heroin Monkey
well i gtg now bye
Nateγ
he proabaly from india or some shit
Nateγ
by heroin
Nateγ
*bye
Anonymous
heβs so annoyingggggggggg
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wait but wastn language simp a joke acc?
Anonymous
No, because the account actually asked leo for her Discord.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I dun think hes 26 but his behavior is still creepy
Anonymous
Cosmo also has Discord.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeh ik
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
we've spoken to each other there
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WAIT
Anonymous
wtfffff
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I CAN SEE WHETHER HES AN ADULT OR NOT
Nateγ
damn i was gone for 4 days and all this shit happened im never missing a day
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
BY ASKING HIM TO VOICE CALL
Nateγ
do it
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
IF HES ACTUALLY !%
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
15*
Anonymous
BET
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
HELL HAVE A SQUEAKY TEEN VOICE
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
HE WOINT SOUND LIEK AN ADULT
Nateγ
lol
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
BUT IF HE IS
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
THEN WE'LL ALL KNOw
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
n then ill prolly cry actually =<
Anonymous
i would not video call him. he seems creepy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
no not video call
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
voice
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
just his voice
Anonymous
i know i have discord
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ik
Anonymous
That doesn't actually prove much.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I was just specifying
Anonymous
is your username vector
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
He could have a very high-pitched voice due to estrogen.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
Nateγ
thats very true
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
my discord name is sooplooshmacschnibble
Anonymous
it was a joke lol
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wait I thought he was transphobic why is he on estrogne
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ik Ik
Anonymous
It was an exaggeration.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh
Anonymous
But he could have low testosterone and have a higher voice.
Anonymous
bro is transphobic too lol
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yes but still teenagers have a squeaky voice
Nateγ
damn leo you change your pfp rq
Anonymous
I am 16, but I have a somewhat deep voice.
Anonymous
yes i had plans
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeh but is prolly still squeaky a bit
Anonymous
.........
Anonymous
My voice is not squeaky.
Anonymous
omg i turn 16 in one monthhhh
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
however I will say that even if Cosmo is NOT 26, his behavior is still weird
Nateγ
damn
Anonymous
guys
Anonymous
ANGELLLL
Anonymous
Hello, Leo.
Anonymous
Yeah. If he's 15 like he says, then he should rename himself to Cho-molestertobe.
Anonymous
wsgggggg am i still your sugar daddyyyy
Anonymous
I doubt he is actually 15, though.
Anonymous
same
Nateγ
i thought he was 10
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
eh
Anonymous
Guys i have a freind who likes cosmo nd she talkes to him on quotev nd shes rarely on hre how tf do i tell her this w/o upsettin her
Anonymous
π
Anonymous
Especially since he admitted to being an alt of Language Simp and deleted the comment.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I dun see why he would still claim to be 15 on BP n stuff
Nateγ
im sorry but the way he was acting
Anonymous
No, you are not.
Anonymous
Truth hurts sometimes.
Nateγ
crazy
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oki but language simp was *mostly* a joke acc
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
I still think
Anonymous
there isnβt a way to not make her feel upset. just slowly get the idea into her mind. sometimes the truth hurts and itβs hard to let something you like go.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
even if the whole asking for pics was a joke too
Anonymous
wtf did i do ππππ
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
its still weird
Anonymous
Language Simp was actually Cosmo pretending to be a Youtuber to gain clout and redirect vitriol from himself.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
either way hes not innocent
Anonymous
Thinl.
Anonymous
Think*
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeh so I dun think hes actually 26
Anonymous
We can not make that assumption. We have to assume the worst, especially since evidence leads to it being true.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Yes
Anonymous
idkkkkkkkkk what did i do im so tired
Anonymous
Ok.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
but even if it was a joke
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
hes still not innocent
Anonymous
The Youtuber in his profile looks around 30.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
u cant just ask ppl for stuff like that as a joke
Anonymous
It wasn't a joke.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
yeh but thats a random youtuber
Anonymous
Hm. That's just too bad, isn't it?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
WAIt
Anonymous
angel wtf i have no idea what i did
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
reverse image search the image in his pfp
Anonymous
Leo even talked about how Cosmo was talking about these private Google Documents with her.
Anonymous
No need.
Anonymous
Cool.
Anonymous
It's a Youtuber named Language Simp.
Anonymous
It's not him.
Nateγ
even im confused
Anonymous
he kept on spam emailing me and google chatting me
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Yeh I still think hes not innocent I just dun think hes 26
Anonymous
If he looked like that he'd probably have a partner, and not an underage one.
Anonymous
can we please talk about it iβm so confused and i want to get along with you <3
Nateγ
dead chat
Anonymous
i did research language simp is 25 years old or 24. he does not seem the kind of person to act this way so i advise you do not get himself involved please
Anonymous
I'm not.
Anonymous
No, We may not talk. Be confused, I'm done. I've given you your last chance. I'm not gonna argue so we do get along.
Anonymous
I am well aware that Language Simp is not Cosmo whatsoever.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Yeh the acc was parodying it
Anonymous
angel what did i do i am actually so confused
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
it was a joke acc
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
even then
Anonymous
what if itβs el
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
his behavior w the google n the chats is still weird
Anonymous
But you have to ask yourself: for what purpose?
Anonymous
Just drop it.
Anonymous
i have to go sorry i need to focus on school
Anonymous
Clearly, a malicious one.
Anonymous
girl i donβt know what i did
Anonymous
please tell me
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Yes. All im rlly certain abt is that hes not an adult. hes still a bit creepy
Anonymous
What makes you so certain of that?
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
idk
Anonymous
Let me make this clearer for you. Leave. Me. Alone.
Anonymous
He has the knowledge of a 25/26 year old.
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
i feel like he wouldnt have kept it up for long on BP
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
wdym
urfavvirgo
no but
Anonymous
The brain is fully developed at 25/26.
urfavvirgo
ACFUALLY YES
Anonymous
I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID π
urfavvirgo
WHEN HE WAS ON BP
urfavvirgo
I THOUGHT HE WAS GROWN ASF
Anonymous
i did not know thatβ¦β¦.
urfavvirgo
SO THAT CHECKS OUT
Anonymous
thats wy he wanted me to talk to an adult for help
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
just bc he knows a lot abt space?
Anonymous
That's how he can store all of those obscure concepts about relativity, cosmology, mathematics.
Anonymous
he acts very mature for his age apparently
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
Ok bugt
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
but*
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ask me literally anything abt godzilla
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
anything
urfavvirgo
like the way he talked was just like
urfavvirgo
grown
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
oh i gtg
Anonymous
tbh i never trusted himmmm
Sooploosh MacSchnibble
ill be back in a lil bit
Anonymous
But that's the only thing you memorize, and it's not as complex as the things he does.
Nateγ
ok bye
Anonymous
It's just giant mutated kaijus destroying worlds.
Anonymous
godzilla is pretty fire tbh
Anonymous
Never said it wasn't.
Anonymous
He has an unhealthy addiction to it, however.
Anonymous
a lil bit
Anonymous
cosmo has an unhealthy addiction to little girls
Anonymous
All he talks about on here is that, it's like a broken vinyl disc playing over and over.
Anonymous
Guys
Anonymous
He probably has an unhealthy life.
Anonymous
what
Anonymous
That doesn't excuse his actions, though.
Nateγ
?
Anonymous
I have an unhealthy life too, and I would never do something as depraved as that.
urfavvirgo
YKW I HEARD ON TIKTOK
Anonymous
What would happen if someone stupidly went to satanism
Anonymous
?
urfavvirgo
Trauma explains behavior, but doesnβt excuse it.
Nateγ
ur gonna go to hell
Anonymous
Well obvi
Anonymous
facts
Anonymous
That's common knowledge.
Anonymous
You need to stop using Tiktok.
Anonymous
It's rotting your brain.
Anonymous
omg yayyyy someone is coming with me
Nateγ
bro im going too
Anonymous
Next you'll see Tiktok say "The sky is blue" and treat it as some groundbreaking revelation.
urfavvirgo
NO CS ITS TEACHING ME STUFF FR
Anonymous
tiktok: π chinese tiktok: π
urfavvirgo
no Iβm not that dumb
Nateγ
very true
Anonymous
Same thing.
Anonymous
Not yet. But excessive Tiktok use will make you that dumb.
urfavvirgo
excessive discord use will turn u into a pedophile
Nateγ
no it makes you smarter
Anonymous
yall i love tiktok too itβs not a mental illness itβs very popular
urfavvirgo
real
Anonymous
it taught me things that i use every day
Anonymous
Oh, the Tiktok zombies are here.
Anonymous
Don't want to get bitten.
Nateγ
im saying bro
Anonymous
ok i gtg now i need to focus on school fr
Nateγ
bye leo
urfavvirgo
bye have fun
Nateγ
virgo we should bite lyxn
Anonymous
byereeeeeee
urfavvirgo
k well I should go do homework too smh
Nateγ
bye leo
urfavvirgo
bye guys
Nateγ
bye
Nateγ
damn im by myself
Anonymous
damn'
Anonymous
yall leavein
Nateγ
im here
Thoughtless
hi
Anonymous
yay im not alone
Anonymous
No, Discord is just a communication app.
Nateγ
yay
Nateγ
so is tiktok
Anonymous
The Discord pedophiles were always pedophiles.
Anonymous
The Discord administrators themselves are pedophiles so it's like a safe-space for them.
Nateγ
thats wild
Anonymous
Tiktok is a mind-conditioning app, and so is Youtube shorts.
Anonymous
It has been proven to lower your attention span into braindeath.
Nateγ
it keeps you entertained
Anonymous
Yes, just keep consuming.
Anonymous
You make the corporations that feed off Tiktok very pleased.
Anonymous
i h8 tiktok
Anonymous
i only use yt shorts wehn like im desperate for les boredum
Nateγ
i just watch it for the dumb ppl
Anonymous
but its js
Anonymous
stupid asf
Anonymous
Obnoxious videos designed specifically to dumb you down.
Anonymous
yeah
Anonymous
i js watch like
Anonymous
shows
Nateγ
but its funny and i dont have anything to do
Anonymous
It eases your brain into consuming half-content, so much so that when you watch a full video you get bored and don't take in the information.
Anonymous
like full house
Nateγ
bc i finish my hw
Nateγ
i finished full house and fuller house
Anonymous
full house is better than fuller
Anonymous
it was jsut made better
Anonymous
written better
Nateγ
yeah
Anonymous
im boredd
Nateγ
and then im wating for a new season of stranger thungs
Nateγ
then go to sleep
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
im texting him>
Nateγ
then be bored
Nateγ
whos him?
Anonymous
mt bf
Nateγ
oh nice
Anonymous
Damn, I found something disgusting when looking at Wade's posts.
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/jokes/65ca5f0ece7446b8e94eca49/mine-is-better-than-all-of-yours
Nateγ
i dont want to click on it
Anonymous
Well, the image is somewhat gory.
Anonymous
But the real disgusting part is the comment Cosmo made to Wade.
Anonymous
why where you going through his po-
Anonymous
whateevr
Anonymous
I haven't seen him in a while. I thought he got banned or something.
Nateγ
ik i didnt want to click on it
Anonymous
ah i see
Anonymous
i have..
Anonymous
opions about wade
Nateγ
lynx its your fault that i am tramatized
Anonymous
eh
Anonymous
youll get over it
Anonymous
What happened to worstjokesever.com/@alastor ?
Anonymous
idk and idc
Anonymous
im still pissed at him
Nateγ
damn
Anonymous
Shame. He was a fine gentleman.
Anonymous
hes a deal demon but couldnt mange to show up for a game of chess witch wouldve made the deal
Anonymous
smh
Anonymous
hes wades alt
Nateγ
shit i just rememberd i have a game tmr
Anonymous
He is?
Anonymous
yes
Anonymous
its so obvi
Anonymous
Oh.
Anonymous
smae kinda humpr
Anonymous
never on at the same times
Anonymous
It wasn't obvious to me.
Anonymous
kinda close
Anonymous
when aalstor was on nd wade was taking long breaks
Anonymous
I'm not on this website very often.
Anonymous
like al was on alot
Anonymous
than wade was talking like alastrish
Anonymous
when wade came back
Anonymous
alastor was never on
Anonymous
cause wade was
Anonymous
More alt shenanigans from Wade.
Anonymous
yup
Anonymous
i was gonna js get the ip adresses
Anonymous
Always naming himself after some superhero or God or something.
Anonymous
he named himself
Anonymous
after a fucking demon
Anonymous
Alastor isn't a demon.
Heroin Monkey
i think alastor just dissapeared he was a massive follower for my memes and jokes for some reason
Anonymous
That's a Greek name I'm pretty sure.
Heroin Monkey
he named himself from a gay demon musical show
Anonymous
Its alastor from hazbin hotel
Anonymous
What?
Anonymous
hes talking like that carecter
Anonymous
I don't know what that is.
Anonymous
you dont wanna
Anonymous
trust me
Anonymous
That is quite effeminate of a show.
Anonymous
idk what effeminate means but ok
Anonymous
"Girly". I'll put it in short words since you're a MORON.
Heroin Monkey
its a gay demon musical show
Anonymous
Looky here, a walking, talking moron.
Anonymous
Thank you
Anonymous
You know what, that's rude.
Anonymous
I might need to drink some more water.
Anonymous
Dude dw its fine
Anonymous
i understand
Anonymous
thats hy i didnt say anything about it
Anonymous
Wade might as well be watching "My Little Pony".
Anonymous
cause u say rude shit nd ur tryna fix it
Anonymous
so im not gonna say anything back or get upset so dw
Anonymous
HER
Anonymous
HEY
Anonymous
I LOVE MP
Anonymous
MLP
Anonymous
i love bubble guppies more
Anonymous
Yeah, but you're a female, so it's not out of the ordinary.
Anonymous
Wade is male and should not be watching that shit.
Anonymous
Someone needs to cave his head in with a boulder.
Anonymous
Goddamn, something is seriously wrong with me.
Anonymous
my brother has better perfume nd better skincare than me
Anonymous
NO
Anonymous
Stop
Anonymous
I need to get back to Arizona ASAP.
Anonymous
If ur tryna get better than thats the most you can do.
Anonymous
I'm just to tempted to be rude.
Anonymous
If your trying than there is nothing wrong with you
Anonymous
no no
Anonymous
i understand
Anonymous
trust me
Anonymous
it dosnet mean smthin is wrong w/ u
Anonymous
it js means ur human
Anonymous
You could say that... if I didn't immediately relapse after apologizing.
Anonymous
You go back and forth
Anonymous
your human
Anonymous
Anonymous
Live footage of me.
Anonymous
And aprently a bird
Anonymous
Everyone here seems to think I am actually a pigeon.
Anonymous
As long as your trying or atleast trying to try
Anonymous
Kind of amusing.
Anonymous
i ebt
Anonymous
brt/
Anonymous
bet
Anonymous
So lynz
Anonymous
lynx
Wade XL
Wade mentioned! Huh?
Anonymous
Im out
Anonymous
Buh bye
Heroin Monkey
wade watches my little pony
Wade XL
Cap
Heroin Monkey
Yuri
E
Anonymous
f
Yuri
g
Yuri
h
Anonymous
i
Anonymous
j
Yuri
omg being on this website in school feels so great1
Anonymous
im always on during schol
Yuri
i barely am
Anonymous
well my school js dont care
Yuri
lucky
Anonymous
eh ig
Anonymous
help
Anonymous
this mf js said he; I conjure a pile of 27 snowballs and use a hidden and certain catapult subclass to launch them 83 degrees upwards so that they successfully hit a flock of migrating geese
Anonymous
""
Yuri
wut
Anonymous
Yuri
who
Anonymous
somone on quotev
Yuri
o
Heroin Monkey
Anonymous
Hello Wade.
Wade XL
Lol
Anonymous
Why are you watching HAzbin Hotel?
Wade XL
Hey man, been a while!
Wade XL
Iβm not lol
Anonymous
Then why did you make an alternate account based on a character from that show?
Anonymous
Wade, that show not only glorifies demons, it glorifies women.
Anonymous
Why the hell would you watch it?
Anonymous
. . .
Wade XL
I didnβt make an alt dude
Heroin Monkey
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Te4otbpXR1K3QZFEH_nnphClSi85KAFdqjwYYTxYqSo
Heroin Monkey
please take the form
Wade XL
Well I did, this one
Wade XL
Long story
Yuri
786579 join kahoot guys
Heroin Monkey
wade take it
Wade XL
Canβt join
Anonymous
shool kahoot?
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/@alastor This isn't you?
Yuri
aw man
Wade XL
No dude lmao
Yuri
yep4
Anonymous
Who the hell is that then?
Wade XL
Bro how should I know
Anonymous
You're right.
Anonymous
many pple will say its him
Wade XL
I think he died
Yuri
whop was wje
Heroin Monkey
alastors dead
Anonymous
Just go to the steel mill if you want to see lava.
Heroin Monkey
also please take the form
Wade XL
He died of heart disease
Yuri
who was wje
Anonymous
Yuri
Yuri
wut
Anonymous
WJE is this website, not a person,
Anonymous
its locked
Anonymous
Worst Jokes Ever
Yuri
no im talking abt in kahoot
Anonymous
Oh
Yuri
yeah i think he locked it
Heroin Monkey
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Te4otbpXR1K3QZFEH_nnphClSi85KAFdqjwYYTxYqSo
Anonymous
damn
Heroin Monkey
what is the kahoot about
Yuri
idk like medievel europe or smth
Heroin Monkey
sounds boring
Yuri
im not even doing it lol
Anonymous
Oh, I would've won.
Anonymous
He did good locking it.
Wade XL
I bet he smoked and got lung disease since smoking causes lung disease and died
hanjisungswife
yo
Yuri
lol what
Yuri
hanji
hanjisungswife
u should
hanjisungswife
for the nxt one
Anonymous
im beign fr
Anonymous
Remove the S and it would be more accurate
Wade XL
Lmao
Heroin Monkey
oh wow, i never knew smoking caused lung disease
hanjisungswife
ya
Anonymous
Ew no i gave up on girls
Yuri
hi
Wade XL
Rip Alastor 2024-2024 died of Lung Cancer
Anonymous
afetr my b-day pary..
Heroin Monkey
Anonymous
Good for you. You became normal.
Wade XL
I googled the girlfriend earlier
Yuri
bro i hjave to cover my screen for that
Yuri
hahah
Anonymous
I need to go now.
Anonymous
Yey
Wade XL
Aww
Anonymous
Bye lynx
Anonymous
Goodbye, fellow asylum patients.
Yuri
bye lynx
hanjisungswife
girl i can see it so clearly lmfao also be careful abt the camera man
Heroin Monkey
hanjisungswife
cya lynx
Anonymous
I lava you.
Anonymous
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Heroin Monkey
bye lynx
Wade XL
Lol
Heroin Monkey
tell me chat is this w rizz
Yuri
w rizz
Anonymous
w rizz
Heroin Monkey
hes getting busy nevermind hes getting rizzy
Yuri
w ohio kai cenat rizz π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Ά
Wade XL
W rizzler
Yuri
adolf rizzler
Wade XL
Facts
Wade XL
Heroin Monkey
w ohio caseoh kai cenat skibidi toilet gegagedigedagedigo skibidi rizzler drinking the amogus potion with kermit the frog turning gay at 3 am
Heroin Monkey
nice meme theif
Wade XL
βοΈπΏ
Anonymous
Yuri
ohio level 5 gyatt ice spice rizzler doing the among us potion challenge with baby gronk
Heroin Monkey
ohio level 600 latina gyatt in class livvy dunn rizzing up baby grong at 3 am no cap frfr
Yuri
ong frfr
hanjisungswife
yuri u dumass get off
Anonymous
i
Yuri
ughh fine