Request to Delete Vertigo Post

its on my profile

it not cringe

pookie

chunke is cringe

no

sdghujikol;'

also it was thoughtless who changed the name of public account to furry fucker uwu

rtyuiop[]\\

uhhhhhhhh

no joke i actually did that

wat za fuq

she said she was 19

not my fault

she was 7

UHHH

NEVERMIND

VERY WRONG

WAT ZA FUQ

NOOO IM TURNING INTO COSMO

I DIDNT KNOW

wait

wat

how are you turnimng into cosmo

because he pedo

but im da one who did dat

uh

COSMO 2.0

you did it too?

nuh uh

y dafuq would i do dat stuff

da other person was 13

im 13 too, so?

no there were 2 ppl i did ot wit

well uhhhh

i said pause no homo not gay after I said that

HI POOKIE

do u play fortnite

i used to

u shuld play wit me

i would but za ting is, it would take an HOUR to update and it takes up 30 GB 😭😭😭

toodles ima play ac now

vagina bbg

it takes up like 50 gb

gyatt dam

bitch

may b dat's y my xbox so slow

you think you the shit

u not even za fart

you not even thenfart

GRAH

Kys

MY

KSU

KSY

aakys

ok

if u shit on a plate, would u call it lasagna?

NO YOU SAID IT WRONG

oh yeah and chunke the thing was on roblox not irl

NUH UH

YUH HUH

ALSO OUR COACH IS SO ZESTY

toodles bbgs

HE WAS DOING HIP MOVEMNTS

IT WAS SO FUNNY

ITS NOT BITCH YOU THINK U YHE SHIT, ITS YOU THINK U THE SHIT, BITCH

SMH.

us

hi guys

HMMM

rly swirly ear

FLAPPERS

bro i lost my airpods :(

NUUUUUUU

cant u track them w ur phone?

or u prolly tried that

uhmmm

it’s in florida

😭

actually going to kill myself

i left them in the rental car cause my parents were yelling at me

SOOPY

SOOPY SOOP SOOOP

Toast!

NOOOOOO

THAT IS SOOOO SAD

OMFG

SOOOOOOPYYYY

Hiii toast =3

SOOPPP

CAN YOOU CHECK DISCORD?????

oh sorry

ITS FIME

i know

:(

just teleport there

🤯

i’m trying to convince my parents to call the rental car company

but they ain’t budging

take this form you cant vote for yourself https://docs.google.com/forms/d/16FBuMbJmhn9v1efu5Kg_JoKTmquMf0oMhSIuk5Yef04

for?

favorite and least favorite person on wje

oh ok

did u use ur school google acc to mkae that form

bc I cant get into it

who else is online?

REAL

Me

THIS ONE TOME

VIRGOOOOOOOO

oh ill try to make it again

TIME

hey gen

Toast I’m sorry

I GOT SO SCARED

sorry about earlier

TOASTTTTTTTT

No it was my fault

i wasnt trying to be mean

I’m sorry

I was being the bitch tbh 😭

FR

VIRGOOOOOOOOO

ANYWAYS THIS ONE TIME I LOST MY AIRPODS AT SCHOOL AND I ORDERED NEW ONES USING A SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK

pretty rough

it didn’t work

CAN WE TALK ON UUWUWUWU?

😔

Okay

YESSSSSSZZ

nice lol'

oh

not me

mb gang

NO YOU VIRGO

Toast hop on uwu

it should work i have 1 response

OKAY

it still dun work

are you on a school account

nu

wait maybe

IM NOT THAT RICH TF

😭

i think most school accounts dont allow you to access outside documents

WAIT THERE MIGHT BE HOPE

THEY AGREED

TO CALL TBE COMPANY

GUYS

how do you pay for airpods using a school chromebook

It still dun work

neither am I

water on my butt like a tub

w my debit card?

duh

LITERALLY GOING TO CRY

hi

THIS MEANS I HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS

FUCK

Is the Cosmo thing still under investigation

What generation

do u have

WHAT THING

3RD

THATS TOUGH.

I mean

I feel like personally I prefer 2nd gen bc they’re more comfy in the ear but 3rd gen just has better technology

yk

GEN?

YEAH BUT

😭

but 1st gen looks better overall

it’s okay

it’s fine

you’ll be okay you’ll find them

THEYRE IN FLORIDA

OKAY BUT

YOULL FIND THEM

(IDK BRO)

yes

HELP GO GET THEM SMH

LEFT

RIGHT

Cosmo being a pedophille

NO SHES NOT\

OR HE

okay but how’d u lose them in the first place

IDR

like they’re not even in the case

apparently he groomed minors like a cat licking its ballsack

Who’s investigating

oh

Jake the great

oh

Astro AKA Cosmo admitting to being Language Simp.

ill try recreating the form

Oh my goodness

ANYWAYS DAGGER

yuppers

cosmo za pedo

what’s up w u and church girl

Language Simp AKA Cosmo being a pedophile.

Language Simp AKA Cosmo being a pedophile.

Language Simp AKA Cosmo being a pedophile.

nice triple post

Cosmo the cuck

My bad.

My Wifi sucks here.

u in africa?

HEY DAGGER

real

Yes?

IDK

gross

JUST SAYING HI

GROSS

YUCK

Don’t ever mention that.

COSMO SO NASTY

WTF

cosmo is icky

but what’s going on

with u

and cough cough her

right??

like what the hell

Nothing. Don’t worry about it.

I don’t wanna hear it anymore. It’s my life.

EMILE HIII

HIIIIII FLAPS

I fucking hate my master

sure sure I respect that

Always whips nd shit

same

FLAPS GO TO UWU IMMEDIATELY.

Ok cosmo

OKOK

Nigga I ain't that pedophile

FLAPPYYYYYYYYY

HI TOATS

toast y dafuq do u have R.I.P wester motherfucker in ur bio

he faked his death

What a disgusting sack of feces that Cosmo is. I never liked him; he always gave off this aura of uncanniness. Now that he shows his true colors, I'm glad I trusted my gut.

him?

that was a dude?

Thank you. 🙏🏻

he acts so gay

The worst part is my old nickname was "Kosmo", so he's tarnished my name.

Hey, Lynx.

Hello, Dagger.

HI LYNX

DID YOU LIKE

SLEEP

Hello, Flappy.

Yes.

I always suspected Cosmo was similar to Language Simp.

OKOK THATS GOOD

huh

I didn't even know much about Cosmo when Language Simp was here.

oh hold on

The WorstJokesEver Discord.

I’m on that

ohhhhh

OHHHHH

Yeah, whenever Cosmo was offline, Language Simp was salivating over kids, and vice versa. Cosmo once started a debate trying to justify pedophilia.

OKAY SORRY IM SLOW AT FIRST GLANCE I WAS LIKE INSTAGRAM IN LIGHT MODE???

pedophilia is NEVER okay guys

For once I agree with you 😭

I don’t think Matt will care much, considering a certain fact, Lynx.

Yes.

didnt language simp leave

hey leo

For some reason, that's not common knowledge here.

hi guys

hey virgo

hi toast

Shhhh. Don't talk about that on his website. We can only discuss that on the Discord.

He will go nuts if it were.

NO ITS SO CRAZY TO ME LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH UR BRAIN TO BE ATTRACTED TO PPL THAT ARE LIKE 4+ YEARS YOUNGER THAN U.

oops.

No shit.

Wsg man I’m ingenious

I've heard people say Cosmo is inbred. Wouldn't be surprised. Even the way he talks is offputting. "hi (insert member name here)"

"That's (insert member name here's) job"

Silent Specter, nice to meet you.

He talks like a dementia patient or something.

and the way he spams posts when he’s alone

Inbred more like inbread 🍞

*ag

hi guys

Creepy as hell.

hey amy

AND he talks to himself too

Hey!

Cosmo has always been weird…

Dude, how do you still think I'm that lardass.

what that say

(to be fair I do that too sometimes in math when I’m tryna talk through a problem or smth😭)

BUT NOT IN A SCHIZO WAY

are you fucking sped

He’s so annoying 😭

it was in your bio

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Te4otbpXR1K3QZFEH_nnphClSi85KAFdqjwYYTxYqSo

can't acsess it rn

What was?

JUST IN A “math is hard and counting on ur fingers is useful” WAY

Which AG are you referring to?

I’ll message you.

new form hopefully works you cant vote for yourself

theres more thatn one?

yo what happened?

HEY MESSAGE ME TOO

Math is so annoying especially because I’m in AP calculus 😭😭😭😭

There were three in total lmao.

about what

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEEMMEMEMEEMEMEMEME\

TELL ME

clickbait

Dude got gains.

oh

Silent specter are you an OG?

messege me whatever it was though

please

amy psst get on uwu

MONEKY

again, i can't message it

*accsess

What the hell?

qhr

WAIT GC BC I WANNA KNOW TOO 😭

I’ll tell you on Discord.

what

YOURS IS EQUALLY WHAT THE HELL DONT EVEN START

I've been here for one year so I wouldn't necessarily consider myself as an OG.

OKK

I’ve been here for two weeks!

Touché

Newbie.

no actually

no gc

cs Matt could see it

😭

ingenious stop trying to ban me it wont happen because of the public accounts

LYNX

OK FINE BUT I WNNA KNOW

Yep but I’ve been pretty acquainted with the site for a while

Yes?

im so cold

Can you shut up rq

HIII

Me too.

im shivering 😭

Hello.

HELLOOO

the girl behind me splashed me with her stupid fucking oar

and now

i am soaking wet

and my airpods are in florida

thats kinda funny LMAO

and theres no food

and

ohh thats not funny

okay so I looked at that girls insta

i have a 51 in english

and her followings

and bro

ur schools so ugly dawg

Are you ever talking to someone and wonder "I wonder what would happen if I slapped them right now?"

shes not in my school lol

are u thinking that about me rn

No comment.

I live in New York City mine is going to be the worst 😭😭😭😭😭

mb gang

An oar? You rowed a canoe?

uwu crew

didn’t mean to make u wanna “slap me in the face”

😭😭

(not that u could in the first place)

(just saying)

YEA EMILY UWU.

I will open a rift in time and space just to backhand you.

Don't fuck with me.

I DONT KNOW THE DETAILS ASK LYNX

commitment is what she's looking for

I’m not sure that’s possible but you do you

BAHAHA

lowkey

NO LISTN LISTEN

Understandable, have a nice life.

it wasn’t that funny.

im going to send a dior lip oil to madi's adress

WHEND LYNX TELL YOU

Lynx

for her birthdau

do u by any chance have uwu crew

nitdhay

birtdhay

why do you have madis adress

birtdhay

I’ve seen those at Sephora there so expensive 😭

No.

birthday

also why lip oil

it's probably not her real one lol

Lip oil is cool (I’m not gay)

jake like publicly announced it

how bad are you at spelling lip oil

BRO ONE OF MY FRIENDS

No.

HAS A WHOLE NOTES APP

no but listen flappy and me and amy too want some details abt the allegations against yk who

OF EVERYONE SHES EVER TALKED TO

so I was wondering

THEIR ADDRESS

if there was a place u could tell usc

oh

?

WAIT LYNX CAN I DM U

that sounds

You'll have to join the Discord.

a little

creepy

Cosmo?

FLAPS GO TALK TO LYNX ON DISCORD

AND REPORT BACK PLS AND THANK YOU

Or I could use another website.

SHE LABELED IT "SECRET" AND GIGGLED 😭😭😭😭😭

im actually going to cry i miss my airpods so much

my babies

no that’s okay flaps can tell me

and me

SHE ALSO HAS AN INSTA ACCOUNT AND SPREADS RUMORS ABT HER WHOLE SCHOOL

That place is actually fucking weird, I wouldn't recommend to make an account.

I LVOE HER

“lefty” “righty”

YES

YOU GET IT

I NAMED THEM

"deez" and "nuts"

NO I DONT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC ?

I MISS THEM

meh

Yeah, nevermind, I can't. I got my IP blocked for bullying people to suicide.

add a t

oh

darn

It’s okay I guess

are you sure you can’t say it here?

I’m going to eat breakfast brb

golly gee gosh darn pumperknickel

They deserved it, by the way. Coprophiles and pedophiles.

coprophile

?

I don't just bully innocent people, I'm not a savage.

GUYS CODE NAME TIME

lynx

You don't wanna know.

disc?

Oh, let me see.

flaps the one I told u abt on uwu

she lives like 2 states

away