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    • pookie

    also it was thoughtless who changed the name of public account to furry fucker uwu

    Comment deleted by Chunke Monke
    Chunke Monke

    im 13 too, so?

    no there were 2 ppl i did ot wit

    i said pause no homo not gay after I said that

    Heroin Monkey

    chunke is cringe

    HI POOKIE

    i would but za ting is, it would take an HOUR to update and it takes up 30 GB 😭😭😭

    bitch

    you think you the shit

    you not even thenfart

    aakys

    if u shit on a plate, would u call it lasagna?

    αmy

    you not even thenfart

    NO YOU SAID IT WRONG

    oh yeah and chunke the thing was on roblox not irl

    Flappy.

    NO YOU SAID IT WRONG

    NUH UH

    ALSO OUR COACH IS SO ZESTY

    HE WAS DOING HIP MOVEMNTS

    IT WAS SO FUNNY

    αmy

    NUH UH

    ITS NOT BITCH YOU THINK U YHE SHIT, ITS YOU THINK U THE SHIT, BITCH

    αmy

    ALSO OUR COACH IS SO ZESTY

    us

    bro i lost my airpods :(

    it’s in florida

    actually going to kill myself

    i left them in the rental car cause my parents were yelling at me

    CAN YOOU CHECK DISCORD?????

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    THAT IS SOOOO SAD

    i know

    αmy

    i know

    just teleport there

    i’m trying to convince my parents to call the rental car company

    but they ain’t budging

    take this form you cant vote for yourself https://docs.google.com/forms/d/16FBuMbJmhn9v1efu5Kg_JoKTmquMf0oMhSIuk5Yef04

    favorite and least favorite person on wje

    αmy

    bro i lost my airpods :(

    REAL

    Toast ツ

    who else is online?

    Me

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    did u use ur school google acc to mkae that form

    oh ill try to make it again

    Toast ツ

    VIRGOOOOOOOO

    TOASTTTTTTTT

    i wasnt trying to be mean

    I was being the bitch tbh 😭

    urfavvirgo

    TOASTTTTTTTT

    VIRGOOOOOOOOO

    ANYWAYS THIS ONE TIME I LOST MY AIRPODS AT SCHOOL AND I ORDERED NEW ONES USING A SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK

    Toast ツ

    CAN WE TALK ON UUWUWUWU?

    Okay

    Toast ツ

    CAN WE TALK ON UUWUWUWU?

    YESSSSSSZZ

    urfavvirgo

    ANYWAYS THIS ONE TIME I LOST MY AIRPODS AT SCHOOL AND I ORDERED NEW ONES USING A SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK

    nice lol'

    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    did u use ur school google acc to mkae that form

    it should work i have 1 response

    urfavvirgo

    ANYWAYS THIS ONE TIME I LOST MY AIRPODS AT SCHOOL AND I ORDERED NEW ONES USING A SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK

    IM NOT THAT RICH TF

    i think most school accounts dont allow you to access outside documents

    WAIT THERE MIGHT BE HOPE

    THEY AGREED

    TO CALL TBE COMPANY

    how do you pay for airpods using a school chromebook

    αmy

    IM NOT THAT RICH TF

    neither am I

    Heroin Monkey

    how do you pay for airpods using a school chromebook

    w my debit card?

    LITERALLY GOING TO CRY

    THIS MEANS I HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS

    Is the Cosmo thing still under investigation

    Anonymous

    Is the Cosmo thing still under investigation

    WHAT THING

    urfavvirgo

    What generation

    3RD

    I feel like personally I prefer 2nd gen bc they’re more comfy in the ear but 3rd gen just has better technology

    YEAH BUT

    but 1st gen looks better overall

    it’s okay

    it’s fine

    αmy

    it’s okay

    you’ll be okay you’ll find them

    THEYRE IN FLORIDA

    Anonymous

    Is the Cosmo thing still under investigation

    yes

    αmy
    Image

    HELP GO GET THEM SMH

    urfavvirgo

    WHAT THING

    Cosmo being a pedophille

    okay but how’d u lose them in the first place

    like they’re not even in the case

    apparently he groomed minors like a cat licking its ballsack

    Chunke Monke

    Cosmo being a pedophille

    Who’s investigating

    Chunke Monke

    apparently he groomed minors like a cat licking its ballsack

    oh

    Astro AKA Cosmo admitting to being Language Simp.

    Anonymous

    Astro AKA Cosmo admitting to being Language Simp.

    Oh my goodness

    Anonymous

    Astro AKA Cosmo admitting to being Language Simp.

    yuppers

    what’s up w u and church girl

    Language Simp AKA Cosmo being a pedophile.

    Language Simp AKA Cosmo being a pedophile.

    Language Simp AKA Cosmo being a pedophile.

    Anonymous

    My Wifi sucks here.

    real

    urfavvirgo

    what’s up w u and church girl

    Don’t ever mention that.

    Anonymous

    Don’t ever mention that.

    but what’s going on

    Chunke Monke

    cosmo is icky

    right??

    Nothing. Don’t worry about it.

    I don’t wanna hear it anymore. It’s my life.

    Anonymous

    I don’t wanna hear it anymore. It’s my life.

    sure sure I respect that

    N*gger Wade

    I fucking hate my master

    Ok cosmo

    Anonymous

    Ok cosmo

    Nigga I ain't that pedophile

    toast y dafuq do u have R.I.P wester motherfucker in ur bio

    What a disgusting sack of feces that Cosmo is. I never liked him; he always gave off this aura of uncanniness. Now that he shows his true colors, I'm glad I trusted my gut.

    urfavvirgo

    sure sure I respect that

    Thank you. 🙏🏻

    Toast ツ

    that was a dude?

    he acts so gay

    The worst part is my old nickname was "Kosmo", so he's tarnished my name.

    Anonymous

    What a disgusting sack of feces that Cosmo is. I never liked him; he always gave off this aura of uncanniness. Now that he shows his true colors, I'm glad I trusted my gut.

    Hey, Lynx.

    I always suspected Cosmo was similar to Language Simp.

    Anonymous

    Yes.

    OKOK THATS GOOD

    Anonymous

    I always suspected Cosmo was similar to Language Simp.

    I didn't even know much about Cosmo when Language Simp was here.

    Anonymous
    Image

    oh hold on

    urfavvirgo

    huh

    The WorstJokesEver Discord.

    Anonymous

    The WorstJokesEver Discord.

    ohhhhh

    Anonymous

    I didn't even know much about Cosmo when Language Simp was here.

    Yeah, whenever Cosmo was offline, Language Simp was salivating over kids, and vice versa. Cosmo once started a debate trying to justify pedophilia.

    OKAY SORRY IM SLOW AT FIRST GLANCE I WAS LIKE INSTAGRAM IN LIGHT MODE???

    Anonymous

    Yeah, whenever Cosmo was offline, Language Simp was salivating over kids, and vice versa. Cosmo once started a debate trying to justify pedophilia.

    pedophilia is NEVER okay guys

    For once I agree with you 😭

    I don’t think Matt will care much, considering a certain fact, Lynx.

    urfavvirgo

    pedophilia is NEVER okay guys

    Yes.

    didnt language simp leave

    urfavvirgo

    pedophilia is NEVER okay guys

    For some reason, that's not common knowledge here.

    Comment deleted by urfavvirgo
    Comment deleted

    Shhhh. Don't talk about that on his website. We can only discuss that on the Discord.

    Anonymous

    For some reason, that's not common knowledge here.

    He will go nuts if it were.

    Anonymous

    For some reason, that's not common knowledge here.

    NO ITS SO CRAZY TO ME LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH UR BRAIN TO BE ATTRACTED TO PPL THAT ARE LIKE 4+ YEARS YOUNGER THAN U.

    Anonymous

    Shhhh. Don't talk about that on his website. We can only discuss that on the Discord.

    oops.

    urfavvirgo

    pedophilia is NEVER okay guys

    No shit.

    urfavvirgo

    NO ITS SO CRAZY TO ME LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH UR BRAIN TO BE ATTRACTED TO PPL THAT ARE LIKE 4+ YEARS YOUNGER THAN U.

    I've heard people say Cosmo is inbred. Wouldn't be surprised. Even the way he talks is offputting. "hi (insert member name here)"

    "That's (insert member name here's) job"

    Anonymous

    Wsg man I’m ingenious

    Silent Specter, nice to meet you.

    He talks like a dementia patient or something.

    Anonymous

    I've heard people say Cosmo is inbred. Wouldn't be surprised. Even the way he talks is offputting. "hi (insert member name here)"

    and the way he spams posts when he’s alone

    Inbred more like inbread 🍞

    Silent Specter

    Silent Specter, nice to meet you.

    *ag

    hi guys

    urfavvirgo

    and the way he spams posts when he’s alone

    Creepy as hell.

    Silent Specter

    Silent Specter, nice to meet you.

    Hey!

    Cosmo has always been weird…

    Toast ツ

    *ag

    Dude, how do you still think I'm that lardass.

    Comment deleted

    what that say

    urfavvirgo

    AND he talks to himself too

    (to be fair I do that too sometimes in math when I’m tryna talk through a problem or smth😭)

    Silent Specter

    Dude, how do you still think I'm that lardass.

    are you fucking sped

    Silent Specter

    Dude, how do you still think I'm that lardass.

    He’s so annoying 😭

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Te4otbpXR1K3QZFEH_nnphClSi85KAFdqjwYYTxYqSo

    Comment deleted

    can't acsess it rn

    Comment deleted by Anonymous
    Toast ツ

    it was in your bio

    What was?

    JUST IN A “math is hard and counting on ur fingers is useful” WAY

    Toast ツ

    it was in your bio

    Which AG are you referring to?

    αmy

    can't acsess it rn

    I’ll message you.

    Heroin Monkey

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Te4otbpXR1K3QZFEH_nnphClSi85KAFdqjwYYTxYqSo

    new form hopefully works you cant vote for yourself

    Silent Specter

    Which AG are you referring to?

    theres more thatn one?

    Anonymous

    I’ll message you.

    HEY MESSAGE ME TOO

    urfavvirgo

    JUST IN A “math is hard and counting on ur fingers is useful” WAY

    Math is so annoying especially because I’m in AP calculus 😭😭😭😭

    Toast ツ

    theres more thatn one?

    There were three in total lmao.

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEEMMEMEMEEMEMEMEME\

    Anonymous
    Image

    oh

    Silent specter are you an OG?

    messege me whatever it was though

    Anonymous

    I’ll message you.

    again, i can't message it

    *accsess

    Heroin Monkey
    Image

    What the hell?

    urfavvirgo

    amy psst get on uwu

    WAIT GC BC I WANNA KNOW TOO 😭

    αmy

    again, i can't message it

    I’ll tell you on Discord.

    Anonymous

    What the hell?

    YOURS IS EQUALLY WHAT THE HELL DONT EVEN START

    Anonymous

    Silent specter are you an OG?

    I've been here for one year so I wouldn't necessarily consider myself as an OG.

    Flappy.

    WAIT GC BC I WANNA KNOW TOO 😭

    OKK

    Silent Specter

    I've been here for one year so I wouldn't necessarily consider myself as an OG.

    I’ve been here for two weeks!

    Flappy.

    YOURS IS EQUALLY WHAT THE HELL DONT EVEN START

    Touché

    Anonymous

    I’ve been here for two weeks!

    Newbie.

    Anonymous

    I’ve been here for two weeks!

    ingenious stop trying to ban me it wont happen because of the public accounts

    OK FINE BUT I WNNA KNOW

    Silent Specter

    Newbie.

    Yep but I’ve been pretty acquainted with the site for a while

    im so cold

    Heroin Monkey

    ingenious stop trying to ban me it wont happen because of the public accounts

    Can you shut up rq

    im shivering 😭

    the girl behind me splashed me with her stupid fucking oar

    and now

    i am soaking wet

    and my airpods are in florida

    αmy

    i am soaking wet

    thats kinda funny LMAO

    and theres no food

    αmy

    and my airpods are in florida

    ohh thats not funny

    αmy

    the girl behind me splashed me with her stupid fucking oar

    okay so I looked at that girls insta

    i have a 51 in english

    urfavvirgo

    HELLOOO

    Are you ever talking to someone and wonder "I wonder what would happen if I slapped them right now?"

    urfavvirgo

    ur schools so ugly dawg

    shes not in my school lol

    Anonymous

    Are you ever talking to someone and wonder "I wonder what would happen if I slapped them right now?"

    are u thinking that about me rn

    urfavvirgo

    ur schools so ugly dawg

    I live in New York City mine is going to be the worst 😭😭😭😭😭

    urfavvirgo

    are u thinking that about me rn

    uwu crew

    didn’t mean to make u wanna “slap me in the face”

    (not that u could in the first place)

    Comment deleted
    urfavvirgo

    (not that u could in the first place)

    I will open a rift in time and space just to backhand you.

    Flappy.

    YEA EMILY UWU.

    I DONT KNOW THE DETAILS ASK LYNX

    Anonymous

    I will open a rift in time and space just to backhand you.

    commitment is what she's looking for

    Anonymous

    I will open a rift in time and space just to backhand you.

    I’m not sure that’s possible but you do you

    BAHAHA

    lowkey

    αmy

    commitment is what she's looking for

    NO LISTN LISTEN

    αmy

    commitment is what she's looking for

    Understandable, have a nice life.

    im going to send a dior lip oil to madi's adress

    urfavvirgo

    I DONT KNOW THE DETAILS ASK LYNX

    WHEND LYNX TELL YOU

    for her birthdau

    do u by any chance have uwu crew

    nitdhay

    birtdhay

    αmy

    im going to send a dior lip oil to madi's adress

    why do you have madis adress

    birtdhay

    αmy

    im going to send a dior lip oil to madi's adress

    I’ve seen those at Sephora there so expensive 😭

    birthday

    Heroin Monkey

    why do you have madis adress

    it's probably not her real one lol

    Heroin Monkey

    also why lip oil

    Lip oil is cool (I’m not gay)

    jake like publicly announced it

    BRO ONE OF MY FRIENDS

    urfavvirgo

    do u by any chance have uwu crew

    No.

    HAS A WHOLE NOTES APP

    Anonymous

    No.

    no but listen flappy and me and amy too want some details abt the allegations against yk who

    OF EVERYONE SHES EVER TALKED TO

    if there was a place u could tell usc

    WAIT LYNX CAN I DM U

    that sounds

    urfavvirgo

    no but listen flappy and me and amy too want some details abt the allegations against yk who

    You'll have to join the Discord.

    a little

    creepy

    urfavvirgo

    no but listen flappy and me and amy too want some details abt the allegations against yk who

    Cosmo?

    Anonymous

    You'll have to join the Discord.

    FLAPS GO TALK TO LYNX ON DISCORD

    AND REPORT BACK PLS AND THANK YOU

    Or I could use another website.

    αmy

    creepy

    SHE LABELED IT "SECRET" AND GIGGLED 😭😭😭😭😭

    im actually going to cry i miss my airpods so much

    my babies

    Anonymous

    Or I could use another website.

    no that’s okay flaps can tell me

    and me

    SHE ALSO HAS AN INSTA ACCOUNT AND SPREADS RUMORS ABT HER WHOLE SCHOOL

    Anonymous

    No.

    That place is actually fucking weird, I wouldn't recommend to make an account.

    αmy

    my babies

    “lefty” “righty”

    YOU GET IT

    I NAMED THEM

    "deez" and "nuts"

    αmy

    YOU GET IT

    NO I DONT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC ?

    I MISS THEM

    urfavvirgo

    no that’s okay flaps can tell me

    Yeah, nevermind, I can't. I got my IP blocked for bullying people to suicide.

    Thoughtless

    meh

    add a t

    Anonymous

    Yeah, nevermind, I can't. I got my IP blocked for bullying people to suicide.

    oh

    Silent Specter

    That place is actually fucking weird, I wouldn't recommend to make an account.

    It’s okay I guess

    are you sure you can’t say it here?

    I’m going to eat breakfast brb

    urfavvirgo

    darn

    golly gee gosh darn pumperknickel

    urfavvirgo

    oh

    They deserved it, by the way. Coprophiles and pedophiles.

    coprophile

    I don't just bully innocent people, I'm not a savage.

    αmy

    coprophile

    You don't wanna know.

    flaps the one I told u abt on uwu

    urfavvirgo

    ur schools so ugly dawg

    she lives like 2 states

    in alabama

    wait no

    in georgia

    urfavvirgo

    tattoo

    silly code name

    so i dont see her much

    Does anyone want breakfast I’m lonely

    how about we call him mathematical

    αmy

    coprophile

    someone who fucks elderly dementia paitents because they dont remember it

    i uh i see

    Heroin Monkey

    someone who fucks elderly dementia paitents because they dont remember it

    pardon?

    Heroin Monkey

    someone who fucks elderly dementia paitents because they dont remember it

    oh my

    Heroin Monkey

    someone who fucks elderly dementia paitents because they dont remember it

    That's not what it means.

    Where did you get that rubbish?

    That would just be a rapist.

    I WAS ALLOWED TO TELL HER RIGHT

    Just don't tell any members about this.

    SHES VERY TRUSTWORTHY

    Anonymous

    Just don't tell any members about this.

    I pinky promise to both of u

    No, I'll skin you and roll you in salt instead.

    Anonymous

    No, I'll skin you and roll you in salt instead.

    THAT WAS SUCH A FEAR FOR ME WHEN I WAS LIKE, 7 YEARS OLD

    WATCHING SAW WITH MY BROTHER 💀

    Anonymous

    I'm talking to Flappy.

    What does that mean

    Hey heroin monkey I need to tell you something on uwu rq about today

    Run along now, spermatozoa.

    Anonymous

    What does that mean

    u don’t know what it means to talk to someone

    I mean like… in what way

    Anonymous

    Hey heroin monkey I need to tell you something on uwu rq about today

    what

    Where is Wade I’m bored 😭

    yo what are lynx and flappy and emily talking about

    Opal lolll

    Thoughtless

    who are u?

    or are they both Opal and she’s just attention seeking

    urfavvirgo

    whos the fake

    Not me the other one

    thoughtless hacked onto opal lol and opal is on opal loll

    urfavvirgo

    or are they both Opal and she’s just attention seeking

    now now

    uh oh im back

    urfavvirgo

    or are they both Opal and she’s just attention seeking

    no thoughtless hacked opal lol and real opal is opal loll

    ill name reveal thoughtless if he doesnt tell me how he did this

    Comment deleted by Heroin Monkey

    cold cold so cold

    ill name reveal his middle and last name if he doest tell us

    It never fails to make me laugh how you morons try to "troll" anonymously on this site when three of your classmates are completely capable of backstabbing you at any time.

    I don't know who that is, and frankly, I don't care.

    ouch the skin on my hand is peeled off

    and opal multiple people can be on the same account at once just sign into opal lol and change the password so colm cant get back in

    αmy

    ouch the skin on my hand is peeled off

    why

    60% of the human body is water.

    Heroin Monkey

    why

    rowing

    Comment deleted by monday Ieft me broken

    ok i should leave too

    bye guys

    Opal lolll

    Bro I’m being impersonated

    That's what you get for being a fool.

    That image is shopped and that's not his real name, lol. News outlets are so gullible.

    The people that read them are gullible too, though, that's why they still even exist.

    lynx what happened earlier

    like what were you talking about

    Well, finally someone respects privacy.

    monday Ieft me broken

    bro

    Did you change your profile to a screenshotted version of the default letter profile?

    That is the most unhinged thing I've ever seen on this site.

    Anonymous

    That is the most unhinged thing I've ever seen on this site.

    what is

    Nevermind, it's like talking to a brick wall.

    Purposeless Moose