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@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.

1st a way easier way to navigate comments.

Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.

Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more

Does the name fucking bear make me sound like a douche? I want to sound kind of slutty but not too slutty. Like it’s my stripper name...is spearmint space bar better?

Once upon a time in the deepest depths of hell, Alastor, known as "The Radio Demon," found himself feeling uncharacteristically bored. As a sadistic demon with a penchant for chaos, it was rare for Alastor to experience such an emotion. However, his mischievous nature compelled him to seek out something that could bring pleasure to his twisted soul.

Eying his retrofitted radio booth, Alastor's eyes flickered with a … Read more

[Verse: Dean Pelton] Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!

[Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was

Fun Fact about WJE: If you type a letter into the search bar and press enter, joke genres that starts with the letter will popup.

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

MATT fix the website you used to be able to search by year by putting (year) in the jokes search bar. Now you only see memes or people mentioning the year. What I meant is : Put "2014" in search bar. Now the only jokes you will see were made in 2014. Now, put "2014" in the search bar and you will see (RECENT) memes about the year 2014 or jokes mentioning the year 2014. PLEASE FIX THIS.

there is 4 gay people at a bar, but there is only 1 chair what do they do

They flip the chair upside down

I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:

What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?

Here are some of my fave's:

~Tim tams

~Cherry ripes

~Milky way

~Caramilk

~Freddo frogs

~Snickers

~Mars bar

Hmmm, what else? 😜

I set the scene like the DOP Every detail deliberately paced, that's my OCD Action guaranteed Direct or indirect, dumb shit That stimulates the intellect Standard Procedures a tantamount to surgery Layered like baklava, eyes like burgundy Red like my mindset is Marxist, artist Brimstone rockin' with the Doctor in his Tardis Goners with the Michelin finesse Overheads 'cos listeners are listenin' for less Hardwork, you… Read more

Lyrics She's more than just a pretty face In a late night bar More than just a pair of tight jeans Sitting in your car She's more than a last call kiss Or a one night stand Remember, boy, you weren't the first to hold her hand She's somebody's daughter She's somebody's everything She's somebody's little girl Even if she's grown up and moved away She's somebody's whole world She's somebody's baby And if you don't trea… Read more

royal I challenge you to a rap battle at 12:05 am pacific time zone

some bars as warm up

yo yo yo your moms a hoe I bet shes fat and gay and retad and gay and fat oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohphpphphhpihtr rirfdc