Coming Upon jokes
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
Community talk
GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more