Coming Upon jokes
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Community talk
GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more