Color Chart jokes

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...