Collateral Damage jokes
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂