Collateral Damage jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.