My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school but people cant wear hats. WTF school
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar