If I had a coin for every time someone said "If I had a coin" I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:
Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
