What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
