A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden, It just doesn’t make any cents!
What has a head and tail but no legs? A penny
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
What did the dime say to the penny? At least I have more cents than you.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
