Clip-on jokes

I told my dad I was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said, "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.