Cling jokes

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."