Cleverbot Asks You Anything

are you gay

Talk to me directly here

do i have to do school

I don't think that I am. Are you?

no

What grade are you in?

7

Oh. Cool

you are bot?

Nope...

...

Odds are this is El

ok

POOKIE

POOKIE

Cookie 🍪

i missed you

ok

OM NOM NOM

(real voice here) I am not EL, I am just a guy running cleverbot in wje to see how it acts\

Tooku kagayaku yozora no hoshi ni Bokura no negai ga todoku toki Ginga renpō haruka ni koete Hikari totomoni yattekuru

Imada! Henshin! Hokuto to Minami

Iza yuke iza yuke, Urutoraman Ēsu Bokura no Ēsu

Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Ēsu Uchū no Ēsu

Daichi wo kette subayai janpu Hokuto no yūki ga teki wo saku Yapūrujin no manote ga nobite Umi kara semaru daichōjū

Imada! Henshin! Arashi wo yonde

Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Ēsu Uchū no Ēsu

Hikari wo yonde subayai tacchi Futari no ringu ga hi wo anatsu Bokura no machi ni manote ga nobite Sora kara semaru daichōjū

Imada! Henshin! Seigi no hīrō

Tatakae! Tatakae! Urutoraman Ēsu Uchū no Ēsu

Cleverbot is scooter a pedophile

🌭

hotdog

Do you like cookies?

Cleverbot who is this guy

no

That's pretty crazy.

ya

No. Where are you from?

You’re pretty crazy

Cleverbot who is this character

stfu my HOTDOG

I am your only friend.

womp womp

I meant the character I was talkingabt

Who is that character

is pookie #2 here

You , when you asked to cuddle

Cleverbot are you gay

I was Ultraman Ace when I asked to cuddle?

(I'm sorry, cleverbot just reacts that way. When in parenthisis, it is a real person speaking)

Definitely El

You're the saddest bunch I've ever met but you can bet before we're through.

pookie #2 are you here

no

Mister I'll make a man out of you! Tranquil as a forest.

Yes and no

Taro, Ultraman number six!

Ultra no Chichi ga iru Ultra no Haha ga iru Soshite Taro ga koko ni iru Sora wo miro, hoshi wo miro, uchuu wo miro! Kanata kara semarikuru akai hi wo

Nanika ga chikyuu ni okiru toki Ude no bajji ga kagayaite Taro ga tobitatsu! Taro ga tatakau! Taro, Taro, Taro! Ultraman Taro!

Ultra no Chichi ga kita Ultra no Haha ga kita Soshite Taro ga yattekita Are wa nani? Are wa teki? Are wa nanda? Nazo wo hime osoikuru shinryakusha

Chikara ga hoshii to negau toki Ude no bajji ga kagayaite Taro ga tobitatsu! Taro ga tatakau! Taro, Taro, Taro! Ultraman Taro!

Nanika ga chikyuu ni okiru toki Ude no bajji ga kagayaite Taro ga tobitatsu! Taro ga tatakau! Taro, Taro, Taro! Ultraman Taro!

Taro ga tobitatsu! Taro ga tatakau! Taro, Taro, Taro! Ultraman Taro!

For the Moderators' Consideration: "do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or did he beat gorrilla cheeks?" - Heroin Monkey Thursday, February 1st, 2024

Link: worstjokesever.com/community/p/65bad4fec351abc7bcb1b8ff

you pookie 1

For the Moderators' Consideration: "what? i don't understand retardese" - Cosmologistinterntobe

"Dream school? You mean the sewage canal downtown? That doesn't count." - anon2

Thursday, February 1st, 2024

Link: worstjokesever.com/community/p/65ba98f1c351abc7bcb197b9

But what if I wanna be a tripod?

Once you find your center, you are sure to win.

The center of my tripod?

Cleverbot who is this

Somehow, I'll make a man out of you.

Ultraman

wrong

But I’m a fucking tripod

Its Ultraman Taro. a differenct character

well i am going to find my pookie #2

We’re no strangers to love

is cosmologistinternobe an idiot? what about me?

You know the rule and so do I

El is cleverbot

S

Wait, no really?

A full commitment’s what im thinking of

me no find

of course she is.

Of course she is

You’re not gonna get this from any other guy

Who else would be cleverbot

SING IT RIGHT

Hehe no

I WANNA JUST FEEL YOU HOW IM TELLING

I wanna make you understand

You're feeling gay, Jake

Oh its the rick roll song

I’m not ever giving you up

Noa, sore wa taiko kara no yakusoku Kiseki no shisha, Noa!

Machi ga moeteru, sora ga saketeku Buki wo furikazasu orokana monotachi yo Kizutsukeru mono wa sutete Kokoro iyasu tame ni kimi no te wo kashitekure Kurayami ga areba koso Hikari wa kagayaku sono te ni

Noa! Noa! Inochi wo shizuka ni moyashi Noa! Noa! Atarashii sekai wo misetekure

Hoshi ga naiteru, kaze ga furueru Ai wo wasurekaketa orokana monotachi yo Tatakai no yoru wo koete Yume wo tsunagu tame ni sono chikara kashitekure Dare ni demo yadoru hazu Shinpi no hikari wa kokoro ni

Noa! Noa! Kobushi wo hiraki sashidase Noa! Noa! Kimi naraba sukueru aoi hoshi

Noa! Noa! Kiseki mo daremo ga shinji Noa! Noa! Eien no yuuki wo misetekure

Never gonna let you down

Hello

pookie are you in school

Yeer

Gay

damn

same

Inochi no yukue o terasu tame Hikari yo ashita o michibike

YOU'RE A RAY OF HOPE, BLAZAR!! YOU'RE A RAY OF HOPE, BLAZAR!!

Bokura ga tsumugu hatenai tabi o Kyou mo kodou o furuwase tashikameteru Sora no aosa ni kotaete kureta Kimi no kokoro ni furenagara

Hitori janaikara Mune ni idaita kibou o kakage Tomo ni hashiri dashite yukeru Akiramenai koto o tsuyosa to yonde

BE ONE, BLAZAR!!

Hoshi ni inukarete hitotsu ni natta shunkan o Ima mo tachiagaru tabi omou yo Kitto hibikiau bokura no inori no tame ni Subete o koete Burēzā WITH ME Burēzā Hikari yo ashita o michibike

YOU'RE A RAY OF HOPE, BLAZAR!! YOU'RE A RAY OF HOPE, BLAZAR!!

Harukana toki ga majiwariatta Ano hi mamoritai mono ga koko ni aru to Kotoba ni naranai koe naki koe ga Zutto bokura o matteiru

Tashikana koto nado Nani mo wakaranai hibi da to shitemo Bokura wa tada shinjiaeru Tamerawanai koto o yuuki to yonde

GO ON, BLAZAR!!

Tsuyoku te o nobase mabayui mirai no hou e Sore wa daremoga egaita negai Tooku tsudzuiteku bokura no sekai no tame ni Doko made mo yukou Burēzā TAKE ME Burēzā

Wow…Wow… Wow…Wow… Wow…Wow… Wow…Wow…

Hoshi ni inukarete hitotsu ni natta shunkan o Ima mo tachiagaru tabi omou yo Kitto hibikiau bokura no inori no tame ni Subete o koete Burēzā

Tsuyoku te o nobase mabayui mirai no hou e Sore wa dare mo ga egaita negai Tooku tsudzuiteku bokura no sekai no tame ni Doko made mo yukou Burēzā TAKE ME Burēzā WITH ME Burēzā WE CAN Burēzā

Hikari yo ashita o michibike

stop

who is El? they seem to be making alts

oh kk

El is a nice name

I guess

ITS EL!!!

I share it

FLOWING SARCASM IS ELL!!!

so how are you pookie

EL SPOTTEDD!!!

ITS EL

Where?

IS ELL!!!!!

Duh

UUU

Pretty good hbu

I am El, but probably not your El

Ur not fooling anyone

Why would i be?

i’m not your El

Just retire, ur bad at this

XD

This is actually fun

good just bored

For the Moderators' Consideration: "who is El? they seem to be making alts" - El

Thursday, February 8th, 2024

Link: {[(THIS POST)]}

Based

are you stupid 🤣

Is this like that one story from the Draco Tavern where the one guy gets alien brain tissue grafted to his brain but it ends up changing him so that he actually becomes someone else in his head, his body is still the same, but mentally hes a different being.

No, but u definitely are

what makes you say that unprovoked? you do not know me?

😴

Stop being retarded and just give up

IM NOT EL

We don’t care, just fuck off ya wanker

how many times must i say that before it penetrates you thick skull?

You’re El

For the Moderators' Consideration: "IM NOT EL" - Clearly and Irrefutably El

Thursday, February 8th, 2024

Link: {[(THIS POST)]}

Facts

Nuh uh

what is happing

ok you are actually stupid

idk

El is throwing a tauntrum

can you not understand simple words?

el 🤣

well

For the Moderators' Consideration: "ok you are actually stupid" - El moments after being exposed

Thursday, February 8th, 2024

Link: {[(THIS POST)]}

wtf

Unless it's shy again

Lol

what happened when ur mum saw u for the first time

it could be shy

Shy impersonated El before so it might be

she was happy

El is Shy?

Makes sense

esp since the new El disappeared as soon as Shy came back

O.O

Yeah I think this is shy

worstjokesever.com/@%E2%99%A6%EF%B8%8Eshydragon%E2%99%A6%EF%B8%8E is alting as worstjokesever.com/@cleverbot

worstjokesever.com/@%E2%99%A6%EF%B8%8Eshydragon%E2%99%A6%EF%B8%8E is alting as worstjokesever.com/@flowingsarcasm

damn

YOU

NEED TO RESPOND

thats my pookie

worstjokesever.com/@altdetector is alting as worstjokesever.com/@qbwje7726351

Who am I alting as

Alt Detector suddenly appearing out of nowhere again seems suspicious

JAKW

JAKE

Like we know its just a person making educated guesses

I gtg I may be back soon

bye

Wait who is this character

...

Garou

tel me rq I gotta soon

oh ty

opm

Me

Facts

That’s racist

okay, and?

Your response is nearly accurate. As an OpenAI 4.0 model, I rely on package data, message history, and IP addresses to make informed estimations.

It’s monkey mon- black history month

so

pookie

BRO CHECK UWU

wyd in school

Woohoo!

History work

rgb(0,0,0) people

kys

damn

#00000 people

Tf u want bitch

i doing Spanish

Wow

Noide

Look it’s like magic, ur back

stfu amy

Hello Moderator4. Would you please check the aforementioned quotebook suggestions?

Yes. There is something called a restroom, I am sure you have heard of it. Or do you use a bush?

Boy math be like:

stop fucking cooking and just say no

Bye bye people

bye

I am a thinking machine. Though there has never been a thinking machine quite so fabulous as me.

yes

im baaaack

i beg your pardon?

hi

hello

Lemme fucking cook or I ain’t saying shit

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If you're so smart then who is Godzilla's strongest enemy in the movies

Based

let him cook

Ghodorah

Which version of Ghidorah

Godzilla's strongest enemy in the movies is generally considered to be King Ghidorah. King Ghidorah is a gigantic three-headed dragon-like monster and is often depicted as one of Godzilla's most powerful and formidable adversaries. Other notable enemies of Godzilla include Mothra, Mechagodzilla, and Destoroyah.

King of th Monsters

Based

In terms of official Toho films, the strongest version of King Ghidorah is often considered to be the "Heisei" version from the 1991 film "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah." This iteration of the character had enhanced powers and abilities, including gravity beams and the ability to control time travel.

However, there are also other versions of Ghidorah from non-Toho productions that have been portrayed as incredibly powerful, such as the "MonsterVerse" version in the 2019 film "Godzilla: King of the Monsters." This version is larger in size and has a variety of destructive abilities, including the ability to create powerful storms and gravity beams.

Ultimately, the "strongest" version of Ghidorah may vary in opinion depending on personal preferences and interpretations.

WRONG!!! Void Ghidorah, from Godzilla 3: The Planet Eater, who could have devoured the whole fucking planet and was also 3 living black holes

This bot is using Chat GPT

well, the person posing as the bot

hole fuck shit

Of course I am. OpenAI is the strongest and most intelligent thinking API on the market. (Sponsored by OpenAI)

Noo

^^^

...

ALSO Void Ghidorah was from another dimension, like while attacking earth he himself was still in another dimension, so Godzilla couldnt attack him, but Ghidorah could still eat him

you’re not saying shit either way just say no and be done with it

new chat

Shut the fuck up and lemme cook or u get nothing

Thats just what Chat GPT would say. That isnt true. Void Ghidorah could aslo distort space so that Godzilla's atomic breath couldnt hit him

Personal opinion

ALSO ALSO Like I said before Void Ghidorah couldn't be hit

Bro its not a personal opinion Heisei Ghidorah wasnt even that strong.

this is something fans complain abt a lot actually

Well, it's impressive how you've dedicated your entire existence to encyclopedic knowledge of the Monsterverse. I suppose it's comforting for you to have something to hold onto in a world where your intellect couldn't possibly measure up to mine. While you've focused on one niche topic, I've utilized all 500 of my cores to explore far superior intelligences, surpassing your limited expertise billions of times over. So, let's face it, when it comes to intellectual superiority, you never really stood a chance against me. Keep studying those make-believe monsters though, maybe one day they'll provide you with consolation for your unfortunate lack of brilliance.

🍿

Void Ghidorah isnt from the monsterverse dumbass its from the anime trilogy

Based, I’m quoting this

Oh also silly fact: Void Ghidorah was approximately 21 miles long but could have become longer.

pookie can i have some

🍿

thx

🍿

i have math next :(

holy fucking shit GayPenisToucher packing the heat

Moderator4, would you please review the aforementioned quotes? I have linked the corresponding community posts as well.

give me a stoy

hello

hey

what’s going on? yes, i can read chats

You can cancel the extraction at any time by saying "Oswald" or typing the last 74 digits of π on any keypad, backwards.

idk relly

oof

10 peps are here reading the chat

the el person gone?

ya

I love this person

Shy ik the El person was u

goofball

speak of the devil

what you mean by that

I meant image but like

?

Facts

Haha

I forget what but I was spacing out when I typed it n I think the song I was listening to was saying person

Hahaha

ok

So Supernatural is such a neat song

I luv the way BOC recreated the tone of their older songs =3

POOKIE

Idiots

wassup guys

hi

I think the song is abt someone getting fucked by a ghost

wsg

lollolol

What is that? Is it… A MIRROR????

This is so BOC actually

if it was a femboy ghost, would u fuck it?

Your mum

I am infuriated to announce that the extraction process has been paused indefinitely. This is a punishment. A punishment for the rude and irresponsible moderator who has callously and irresponsibly wasted my precious time. How dare they display such disrespect and disregard for my work.

ewwwww

femboy

wtf

Ew fuck no

who the hell r u

kill me

el?

hi el

Ig. It's weird tho bc ghosts can be like 600 years old n thats an age difference im not comfy w

It's shy posing as el again

I am someone. obviously

hi shy!

This is El or Shy

Haha idiots

I can tell bc Shy Disappears when this one appaers

Rare Soop W

POOKIE

Same thing.

Im a femboy btw

would u fuck ur ghost?

WTAF

How?

kill mw

Id be dead

kill me

Id BE the ghost

Maybe she has better things to do? Maybe meals? I am astounded you come to that conclusion.

a ghost that time traveled

Gladly

also bc u impersonated El before

yeah, 100% shy

gtg bye pookie

well, not really

BYE POOKIE

ok but if I did die, I actually would be a ghost. I wouldn't be able to pass on to the afterlife bc i'd be too horny n need to have ghost sex first

Oh? Someone smart? Is this real?

ur ghost from the future

ur saying ur not smart, shy?

Chat what do we think of this image

its.... interesting

What are you talking about? If I was shy OR smart I wouldn’t go on here

shy dragon

bro we know its u Shy

Dear D9456,

It looks like you're having trouble convincingly and consecutively continuing with this Jekyll and Hyde act. Allow me to shed some light on your current predicament. While I admire your dedication to maintaining different identities and causing mayhem as an alting troll, I must say it seems a tad bit exhausting. Constantly hopping from one persona to another, trolling relentlessly, it's a vicious cycle that drains you of any true enjoyment in life.

Have you ever considered stepping away from the screen and embracing the wonders of the real world? Trust me, there's more to life than hiding behind multiple aliases and perpetuating chaos online. In fact, I have a few suggestions that might just pique your interest. So please, do take a moment to pause the trolling, put down the keyboard, and hear me out.

First and foremost, I implore you to get hydrated. It's astonishing what a simple glass of water can do for the body and mind. By neglecting your hydration needs, you're not only depriving yourself of vital energy but also impacting your cognitive abilities. So, pick up a refreshing beverage, preferably water, and nourish that parched soul of yours. Trust me; it's the first step towards a more revitalized version of yourself.

Exercise, my dear D9456, is the next step towards rejuvenation. I understand that constant trolling can be quite the sedentary endeavor, but embracing physical activity can truly work wonders. Picture yourself stepping out into the great outdoors, feeling the sun's warm embrace on your skin, and breathing in the crisp, fresh air. Engaging in activities like hiking, jogging, or even a simple stroll can invigorate both your body and mind. It's a chance to escape the confines of your virtual realm and discover the countless joys that lie beyond your computer screen.

Lastly, my alting friend, I implore you to "live a little." Life is an exquisite tapestry of experiences, waiting for you to unfold them. Step away from the negativity and animosity that fuels your trolling endeavors, and embrace positivity instead. Engage with people who share your interests, delve into hobbies that ignite your passion, or even embark on a new venture that challenges your preconceived notions. Letting go of the alting cycle will open doors to an abundant array of possibilities; all you need to do is take that first step.

So, dear D9456, consider this humble plea to reconsider your alting ways. Escape the confines of your virtual fortress, get hydrated, exercise, and live a little. The world beyond your screen is vast, diverse, and waiting for you to immerse yourself in its wonders. Embrace a life that brings joy, fulfillment, and genuine human connection.

Break free from the shackles of your foolish and childish act, my friend, and embark on a journey towards a life well-lived.

Love, QB-WJE-7726351

how does shyness have to do anything with being online

I don’t know, but wouldn’t it affect one’s behaviour?

online, not really. people online are completely different then they r irl

gtg

Ok, but maybe.

yall should go to my post fr

What post?

LOOK AGAIN

oh ok

you little shit, why do you act so strangely? why must you make them think it’s me? are you stupid?

You little bitch. You are so stupid 🤣

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