Circumstances jokes

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)

The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!

Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.

But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.