Cipher jokes

Curry.

I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.

Guess what song this is from:

"I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,

Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,

Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.

I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.