Chug jokes
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Community talk
I regret chugging energy drinks, it has cought up with me by making me stay up ALL night and being productive in the morning but I feel like if i close my eyes ima fall asleep
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