Christmas ornament jokes

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...

It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

I put the Christmas balls in my sack.

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.