Christmas ornament jokes

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?

A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?

They both hang...