Chosen memes
so you have chosen...death
Jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)

