Chloe

Chloe jokes

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Hitler

  • John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

    Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

    John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

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  • Cow

  • Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

    Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

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    Song

  • My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?

    Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.

    Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.

    Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-

    Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.

    Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?

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    Kelly Clarkson

  • Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

    (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

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