children's home jokes

You know those paper families you cut out?

Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Me: Hey, are your parents home?

Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!