children's home jokes
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.