children's home jokes

You know those paper families you cut out?

Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Me: Hey, are your parents home?

Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!

The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.