Cheetos jokes
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
I like Cheetos.
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)