A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
how did Aby get away from mr. ryan in iran. he ran
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. "I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
man in boxers leads police man on brief chase
why did brandon's mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first
