Change Of Mind jokes

I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?