Change Of Mind jokes

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!