Chairman jokes
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
"Chairing is caring, folks!"
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
