Cellar

Cellar Jokes

Rapper

What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?

The rhyme cellar.

Date

I like my dates like I like my wine...

Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.

Kid

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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  • Steven Hawking

    What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?

    Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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  • Women

    I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.

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  • Pedophile

    Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

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