Catalog jokes

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.