Catalog jokes

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Today I put the women’s rights book in the fantasy section of a library.

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

Campbell.

Kart! (DYM 151)