Carrier Bag jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

Weird Kid: Magazines.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.