Carrier Bag jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.

My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(

I lost my bag. :(

Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."

Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.

What an upside to being an orphan!

There's things called family-size bags.

I want to be a bag so we can be together.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.