Careen jokes
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Community talk
Agent Stone was racing through Nevada, hot on the tail of the notorious clown known as Sweet Tooth. The twisted ice cream truck crept around the dark alleyways, leaving a trail of destruction in its wake. As Agent Stone rounded the corner, he spotted Sweet Tooth up ahead, revving his engine and preparing to make a swift escape. Determined not to let the criminal get away this time, Stone pressed down on the gas pedal… Read more