Car loss jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?

Carlos.

What do you call a man who lost his car??

Carlos

Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.

What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos.

I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.

As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.

So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."