Car loss jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Today is sad. My sister got hit by a car, and I lost my license as a driver.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.
And my driver's license got revoked too.