Cappuccino jokes

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Big tits.

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Dark, rich, and imported.

Woman: "I want coffee, black."

Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"

How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.