Canned Food jokes

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

He jizzes canned cheese.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Crackers.

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.