Canned Food jokes

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

He jizzes canned cheese.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Did you know cannibals ate KFC?

Kentucky Fried Children.