Canned Food jokes

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

He jizzes canned cheese.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Would you like to try African food?

They would too.

When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

What is a cannibal's favorite food?

Crackers.