Candice Jokes

me: hey siri, did you know Candice died?

Siri: yes I was informed she died from sugondese

me: wat is dat?

Siri: sugondese nuts

Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH

who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth

Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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