So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
Canada has free heath-care, here is a link to some Canada Facts!https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
im sorry m8
What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
What part of the train goes toot toot-caboose
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
l guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
How many quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb? 4! One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Allouette, gentille allouette!"
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Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
