Caley jokes

Salad

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

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    Julius Caesar

    You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

    You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

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  • Pirate

    What is a pirate's favorite letter?

    You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

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  • Salad

    Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

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  • Stuff

    So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

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    Community

    Yo, Cup or Caley, hrus? Lmao why did yous actually leave like I still don't get told shi

    Kayla is Caley. Do you know why? Ok first off, I found Caley's pinterest account. On her saved pins, there was Kayla's old pfp, a feild with cows on it. Next up, they talk the exact same. They both like Ice Spice, and other rappers. They are also never on at the same time or talk but take a long time to respond to each other.