Caitlyn jokes
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
This is so bad
Yes, I'm CUTE.
C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Community talk
jake, do you have any contact with Caitlyn or Cacey, or (and I hate to bring her up for your sake but), Hailey?
This site used to be OG. Until every good person left and were replaced by shitty lowlives. I miss Jake, Hailey, Caitlyn, Cacey, Entity, rmk, Sad Sara, and Addy. Oh, how the great have fallen. 😔 Now it’s just depressed people with no lives who come here to cause useless drama about their boyfriend or girlfriend and about their personal problems. I’m telling you now, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT. I come here to have a good time laughing at funny jokes and chatting with sane people not counselling. So please, either leave or stop shoving your miserable life down our throats.
TO *ANYONE* IN THE AUSSIE GANG (all the ones who know each other):
Hello. It’s me, Jake. I’ve been relatively absent from the site lately, but I’ve noticed that there has been no contact with any of you since...everything happened (regarding Hailey and Caitlyn). There was limited contact through someone named LOLS, but even that is gone now. If ANY of you are still here, or just see this message, please just let me know what has happened to everyone, especially Hailey. I know that there was some stuff that happened between some of you just before everything fell apart, but please, if someone could just give me an update, anything, I’d be very glad. Thanks