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3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer : Chi-ca-go

What is a cow’s favorite water sport?

Ca-MOO-ing

What is a cows favorite water sport?

Ca-MOO-ing!

A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?

Drugs

What does america say?

A-marry-ca