Butt Quack Jokes

Why do duckies wipe after they poop?

Their butt quack.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks!

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!

The butt quack one.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quacks.

This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.

How do ducks fart?

Out their butt, quack.

Why do ducks have feathers?

So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.