Bungee Jumper jokes
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 馃挬
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.