Bullet proof jokes

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.

Bullets.

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

A bullet is like an arrow.

Nothing can stop it from going through your head.