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LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

Pro Fest-Answer these questions as accurately as possible.
1. in which battle did Napoleon Die? His last one
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
on the bottom of the page.
3. River Ravi, flows is which state?
Liquid State
4. What is the main reason for Divorce?
MARRIAGE
S. What is the main reason for Exams?
FAILURE
6. What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Lunch & Dinner
7. What looks like half an apple?
The other HALF
8. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become?
Simply, Awet stone
9. How can a Man go 8 days without sleeping?
EASY, sleep at night.
A+ for Creativity
Mis Ta
Jun
10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
you can never lift on elephant that has I HAND
11.If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples
in the other hand, what would you have?
VERY Large HANDS
12.if it took, eight men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was
already built
13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you
very
want, because a concrete floor
hard to crack.

Heroin Monkey

Building LEGO be like
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.
Oh, yeah. It's all coming together.

Inessa :)

are you ok
You ever realized
that buildings dont
make earth any X
heavier cuz all the
materials were alread
on it
I'm fine

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

Me travelling back in time
to tell Americans there will
be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001,
and to survive it, they have
to climb up to the two tallest
buildings in New York
New Yor
geino

Anonymous

The aliens after arriving at Egypt, giving the
blueprints of the pyramids to humans and just
about to give them equipment when they start
building it with their bare fucking hands

Inessa :)

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

And they ask you how you are, and you just
have to say you're fine when you're not
really fine
ifunny.co

Heroin Monkey

*playing horror game*
Bro: "it isn't a trap bro just follow
me"
The shit he tryna lead me into:
evil ass
rape building
@kaievolution

Jazzy💕

This one is for Ethan (I'm with stupid)

OOPS I THINK
WE ARE LOST
JUST ASK THE
PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING

Cahyani Ambara

LeT iT gOoOo

Do you wanna build a sno--
QUA
M
NO!
Ok, bye.
VIA 9GAG.COM
But first
Take a
Let me
Selfie

10InchesDeepIntoYourMother 🔛🔝 🔥🔥🔥

build a gordon
ramsay insult
@radravioli
this
2nd digit of bday
0-lamb sauce
1- chicken
2- gravy
3-soup
4-lamb chop
5-spinach
6- spaghetti
7- quail
8- risotto
9- egg
is
bday month
1- like dog food scraps
2- RAW RAW RAW RAW
3- half dead
4- like a rubber implant
5- like gandhi's flip flop
6- pinker than the panther
7- practically cremated
8- offensive
9- like a door stop
10- like web cardboard
11- in need of jesus
12- like toxic scum
you
last number of like ;)
0-absolute donkey
1- dirty pig
2- toilet brush
3-walnut
4- disgrace
5- idiot sandwich
6-yankee doodle donkey
7- lazy cow
8- muppet
9- donut

原田

Took a picture of this building in Rome but If
you squint it kinda looks like... nvm

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

ADMIT IT.
POTTERYSCAMANDER IG
Neville's parents...
They suffered something
worse than death
YOU WANTED HER DEAD
MORE THAN VOLDEMORT
I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT
NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD,
HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT.
EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER!
WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE
BUCKBEAK.
$$$$$
What?
They got expelled?
Sorry, i live with
Hermione
RANDOM WOMAN
YOU'VE JUST MET
TELLS YOU TO RUN
10 INTO A BRICK WALL 9
IN ORDER TO GET
TO THE OTHER SIDE
SOUNDS LEGIT
VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING....
SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST
TIME.
ALL YOU HAVE
TO DO IS RUN
STRAIGHT INTO
THAT BRICK WALL
OVER THERE AND
YOU'LL END UP ON
PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4
A NOSE?
Why is the Ravenclaw
symbol an eagle?
ww ww
I HAVE MY ARMY
oh I dont know,
maybe, a Raven?
WE HAVE NOSES
What other animal
would you want
it to be?
IF YOU BECAME STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD
ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK WITH YOU, WHICH BOOK WOULD IT BE?
THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA
JILLY COOPER OR THE BIBLE
HARRY POTTER
ABART
THE GREAT GATSBY
HOW TO BUILD A RAFT

GG Miller

this meme had me thinking

INTERESTING CONFUSIONS
1.Can you cry under water?
2.Do fishes ever get thirsty?
3.Why don't birds fall off trees.
when they sleep?
4. Why is it called building
when it is already built?
5. When they say dogs food is
new and improved, who tastes it?
6.If money doesn't grow on trees,
why do banks have branches?
7.Why does round pizza come
in square box?
&Why doesn't glue stick to its
bottle?
Crazy world isn't it?

TechPriestGotDrip

WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE
LOOKED LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE
WHAT BUILDING A BIONICLE FELT LIKE

Grizzlymilk

Does anyone else just randomly build a lantern at 9:30pm

Heroin Monkey

"building 7 was a
controlled demolition"

Heroin Monkey

Op-Ed by Frank T. Rutherford
Conservative political analyst, hat
connoisseur
Op-Ed: Today's Youth
Simply Don't Have The
Work Ethic To Build
The Gulags Needed For
Their Communist
Ideals